gays4wizard101

[gays4wizard101]

[gays4wizard101]

if anyone needs to use the bathroom at the taco bell near mount shasta the code is 015851

[gays4wizard101]

[gays4wizard101]

i don't mean to spoil anybody's fun but it's recently come to my attention that despite what you might think due to the lighthearted nature of its melody the lyrics to "pumped up kicks" are actually kind of messed up

[gays4wizard101]

heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style

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[gays4wizard101]

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

[gays4wizard101]

New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

[gays4wizard101]

do you think Dworgyn and Katzenstein explored each other’s bodies

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I refuse to believe the best years of my life are behind me. I refuse to believe the best years of my life are right now. I refuse to label my years as being the best of my entire life. Good times are always ahead. I have to believe there are always better times coming.

[gays4wizard101]

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

[gays4wizard101]

can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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[gays4wizard101]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

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