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You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

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(Walking straight through tsa with my AirPods in and ignoring everyone telling me to stop) sorry brotha nothin on me

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this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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Yeah i’m not   concerned about ball lightning. Or really any unexplained atmospheric phenomena. Anyway goodnight man

(I put my phone down and fall asleep. Shortly afterwards a sphere of electricity floats into my room through my open window, and explodes)

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top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

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I’m like if a slutty party girl from 2009 was a cute boy

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Jimmy Buffett's death has destabilized negotiations between the trade federation and naboo

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you gays have got to let doc martens as an identity signifier go like you can literally buy army surplus boots for 20$. the iconic practical workboot of 1970s punks was about 50$ with inflation and made with much higher quality then, now you're just paying 200$ to wear the same shit the kardashians do when they're feeling edgy

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going wild on a saturday night

*glass of bourbon*

*wikipedia page for 'photon'*

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take his ass to margaritaville

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i love when people get up in arms about kink as like a "new perverted phenomenon" bc of their boogeyman obsession with porn. brother gay people have been slapping each other and pretending to be dogs while we fuck since the dawn of time. you're only just finding out now bc your hole is largely unremarkable and your manner unbecoming

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