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‘pop’ is pretty heinous but like, I’ll accept it, yknow? it’s just the other half of ‘soda-pop,’ like how ‘cab’ and ‘taxi’ are the two halves of ‘taxicab.’ it’s fine. it’s chill.

but coke? that’s a fucking brand name! of a specific drink with a specific flavor! that shits RUDE, it’s CONFUSING, it’s DOWNRIGHT NONSENSICAL! fuckin misusing the art of language to confound your fellow man! the gall! learn some fucking respect

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Things Roy Harper would say

“I wish Jason would look at me the same way he looks at that Bag of Severed heads…”

“It would take me both of my hands, feet, and ass cheeks to count how many times we could have died today.”

“Why do you get like… 5 fully-loaded guns and I only get 10 arrows? Who came up with this f*ckery?”

“I’m completely out of arrows, but, uh, I could through my quiver at ‘em? It’s made of a tough cotton.”

“I need like,, 3 more shots or 2 apple martinis before I’m wasted enough consent to this batshit.”

“I’m pretty sure everyone in this room, regardless of sexual orientation, has found themselves thinking about Nightwings ass without context.”

“Nightwing wears a tight suit to distract his enemies with his ass…. It works.”

“I was once chased by this asshole Goose for 15 straight minutes before it bit me and ran off. Oddly enough, the goose looked JUST like Jason”

“Its funny how it takes you 20 minutes to get here, when u live right next door, And it only takes the Pizza guy 10 minutes and he works 2 blocks down the road… the pizza guy must be Effing MAGIC.”

“I haven’t read a book in 6 years. I’m not even sure I know how to read one anymore. Is it left to right? Right to left? Guess I’ll never know.”

“Jay, sorry to say, but I have 100x more fashion sense than you do. And I used to unironically wear a yellow hat with a feather on it.”

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Arizona Republic, Phoenix, September 20, 1942

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Godesses of night in paintings part 2.

Jules Louis Machard (French, 1839-1900) 

Pierre-Narcisse Guérin (French, 1774-1833)

Carl Schweninger, Jr. (Austrian, 1854-1903) 

[part 1.]

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If you’re ever like “but what do fic writers even WANT.”

a book report

They want a book report.

They want you to get 9th grade English up in their shit. 

Remember having to write ad nauseam about the symbolism of that stupid conch in Lord of the Flies? They want you to do that about Steve Roger’s shield and Emma Swan’s jacket.

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If it weren’t for the crocheted dog I’d have probably just thought she had a twin lol

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you think anathema was ever cracking The Prophecies when one day she got so fed up she threw her hands up shouting “I’m sick and tired of your crap!” until she looked down at the page in front of her and read

[1] “Good daye to

[2] you, Sicke And Tired Of

[3] Your Crappe, I amme

[4] Agnes”

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Wow it’s almost like the oversexualisation of queerness is one of the reasons why asexuals, non-binary folks and aromantics are not seen as queer enough to be part of the community

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😼

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would you guys like to see the most unique rare and blessed picture i’ve ever taken?

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Denver Zoo 12/5/18

instagram: creek_faun ❤

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if you can’t inspire yourself to leap blindly into absurdity then how the hell you gonna inspire somebody else can i get an amen

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I figured out a simple guide to the alignment chart last night

Lawful: Rules matter more to me than individuals. Chaotic: Individuals matter more to me than rules.

Good: Other people’s well-being is more important than my own. Evil: My own well-being is more important than other people’s.

Neutrals: My opinion of what is more important is determined on a case-by-case basis.

So a Lawful Good character’s guiding moral philosophy might be “I follow the rules because the rules keep people safe, even if they are sometimes inconvenient or harmful to me or other individuals.” A Chaotic Evil character’s guiding moral philosophy would be like “Screw the rules and screw you.”

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things i want that dc will never give

- cass and damian partnership

- make kyle a white lantern again

- give jessica cruz a gf

- give diana a gf!!!!!

- a justice league dark/flash crossover where barry tries to explain everything away with science

- a wonder woman/batman comic

- let booster gold be gay, cowards

- hal tries to rejoin the justice league. barry is really excited. bruce screams.

- a fire and ice title

- a mini series centered around the flash rogues

- a guy/john title

- a lois and iris reporter buddies arc ! they have to solve a mystery Together. no superheroes allowed

- throw jaime into a jli reunion where everyone is fighting and screaming

- give me a simon centric book!!!

- give jason the fuckign white streak my dudes 

- stop shooting titans, jesus christ

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There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat