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nine inch nails uses he/him pronouns by the way

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the libs wanna rename it to san frantransco

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when companies overspend on advertising they think they're reaching a wider audience when in reality they are showing me the same fucking unskippable ad enough times to make me associate their brand with fantasies of anticapitalist terrorism

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tesla is not really a car or spaceship company. thats all smoke and mirrors. elon musk is actually 1 inch tall and is being projected to look larger. teslas real invention is the technology that makes him appear to be the size of a fully grown man when hes just an inch tall.

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i would wish you a happy women's day but tbh i don't know what the fuck is up with you

printing this ask out and wearing it instead of a pronoun pin

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Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

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I do not consent to being in your tiktok

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you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

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possibly the funniest news in the world. not even a lateral move this would be like someone pointing out to their waiter theres a fly in their food only for the chef to come out and piss in it right in front of them

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hey bad news uh. your boyfriend cut the post in half

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yeah sorry i guess i didnt feed him and he got a little rowdy and just fucked up the post, now he’s feeling all guilty that we have to reblog it in the right order. sorry.

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people always saying “the director’s cut” well i’m sorry but i don’t think their genitals matter that much