gayjewishbish
Jewish with a dash of gay and bishiness
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Name's Mordecai. Jewish, Conservative (Masorati) Machmir/Liberal Modern Orthodox. Genderqueer, into men. Asian-ish. Californian. Leftist Zionist. Born in 1993. English עברית
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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I get this new year new me business now! Last year my internal organs were complete This year one was taken out
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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If you write a story or plot or episode or whatever where Jews are for trump you are being antisemitic and are doing some real old antisemitism too.
Jews overwhelmingly voted aganist trump and have been against trump since he first entered the election.
Please stop this you further hurting Jews with this false retoric.
There was a tv show that had its Jewish character be a trump supporter.
That is antisemitic and ignores the fact that Jews overwhelmingly have not been gor him.
We are a tiny population of the United States population we are only 2% of it yet over half of religiously motivated hate crimes are directed aganist us and that number rose by 9% within weeks of trump winning.
In fact since he has won there has none stop been hate crimes committed against Jews and harrasement towards Jews.
Please stop this false retoric of Jews being for trump when 75% of us voted aganist him.
Please stop using the small amount that support him to throw the rest of us which is the majority of us under the bus.
Thank you and this has been a psa.
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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I had surgery today and the fam got my back. 2 years ago I also had a surgery and had to go on Grindr to find someone who'd provide transportation. Guy was totes a keeper but he moved to Washington.
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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Dear guys
It's quite disappointing that this still needs to be said but please shower before going on a date. A little man smell is ok for me but an overpowering offensive one is just downright disgusting. If you want my face in there then you better make it smell good otherwise I'll just tell you that my non-existent dog needs to be fed and I'll hurry back home.
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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I kinda wanna go to Oregon State U simply because I love their fight song. Also, it's Oregon.
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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She did what
The reveal of Azealia Banks murdering chickens for 3 years for ritualistic sacrifices is the only natural way to end 2016 
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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How to interact with a service dog
Don’t. 
That’s it. 
This has been a PSA
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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The People Of Jerusalem 
(by pierre kleinhouse & Blackdog Illustration)
All the characters are based on real people I saw in Jerusalem. This project was made for an illustration/animation course at Bezalel academy of arts and design. 
DESIGN STORY:  | Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Google+ |
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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"You don't celebrate xmas? Wow you're weird and it must be really sad" ????? ??????????!!!!!! please restrain me I'm gonna punch someone
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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The gaydar is a multifunctional tool and the straights not only don’t have it, they also think its only for spotting gay ppl
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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Skill unlocked
Cook latkes while drunk
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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And years in Wisconsin are actually on reverse!
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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Please end my... Missouruh??
Jk I totes get it. I really do
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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😂🙃😱😜👣🐍😭👏🏾😏😳🐶🏹
Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of 2017 will be for you
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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New year was so October
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gayjewishbish · 8 years ago
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Israel: bombs Gaza n kills 80% civilians. UN: uh.. no? Israel: HOW DARE U CRITICIZE US WE’RE THE ONLY DEMOCRACY IN THE MIDDLE EAST Israel: continues to build illegal settlements in Palestinian territory UN: not allowed Israel: excuse me? what the fuck? did u know that we are for gay rights? how fucking dare u tell us not to steal land n not to fuck over Palestine.
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