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Tim: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Damian: Yes.

Damian: Do not think you are special.

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I like to think that whenever anyone is sick at Wayne Manor, they are put on lockdown

Not for their own well being, but for the sake of poor spleenless Tim

And it has probably led to a scenario like this:

Jason: It’s just a cold there is no reason to lock me in my room Tim isn’t even here

Dick: Did you get your flu shot?

Jason: Well no not yet but the doc-

Dick: *absolutely messing with him* I can’t believe that you didn’t get your flu shot day one of flu season how inconsiderate of you. Your poor baby brother, I bet your plan was to get “the replacement” off of duty for a bit all along huh?

Jason: I-

Tim: *playing along over the phone, is actively across the country* Wow dude can’t believe you’d try to get me sick is this because I sent Roy that pic of you on patrol the other day because this is low even for you bro tsk tsk

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today I made you in class

Do it. You have one fucking chance to end this. Crush my skull.

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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

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What about our boss Penelope in modern clothing?

She's definitely classier

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Ain’t going to lie, a while back you said it’s too early for animatics for Ithaca Saga but when you said that I was like “lies… Gigi and Jorge both LIIIIIIIIIIIIIE” and I straight up thought for a moment it would get announced soon. Then reality set in and I was like “wait no the man needs to sleep lol”

omg am I that untrustworthy?

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heh.. hey remember when i said i didnt have any big assignments due…?

might have forgotten about an exam—

technically not an assignment so i technically didnt lie :D

( @stillnotawayne )

Omg... what do you need to study for?

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what is ur opnion on hippos?

Honestly I don’t have much of an opinion on them? I don’t dislike them

Isn’t there a baby hippo that’s famous now? I think I’ve seen pictures of her before

And that little brown penguin (pesto I think?)

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Your 30s aren’t too late. Don’t let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

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Damian took his helmet, so Jason took a lollipop.

Happy Halloween!

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Tim: Can you pass me the coffee, please?

Dick: Isn't this like, your fifth cup this afternoon?

Tim: I could've sworn I said pass the coffee, not the judgement.

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SOBBING WHILE PLAYING

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What’s your favorite video game :3

There isn't one answer to this question. but uh hohh hohuh Outer wilds, Factorio, shadow of the colossus, terraria, Hollow knight, elden ring, civ 6, dark souls series, monster hunter tri and 4 and world, cave story, talos principle, Inside, half life 2, portal 1&2, Mario Odyssey, Rayman 1, metroid prime, metroid zero mission, skyrim,

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at 3 am

Tim: You can say 'Have a nice day!' without a problem.

Tim: But you can't say 'Enjoy the next 24 hours' without sounding vaguely threatening.

Jason: How the fuck did you get into my safehouse again?!

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Joker got beaten by Nightwing, Redhood and Red Robin ❌️

Joker got beaten by Mike Myers, Jason Voorhees and Jigsaw ✅️

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*steals dog*

*bites aggressively with intent to hurt*