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im like if a girl was {undefined variable}. im like if a girl was [fragment missing]. im like if a girl was (editor’s note: the author’s invocation of the word “girl” in this context is idiosyncratic, perhaps metaphorical) im like if a girl was im like if a girl draft deleted! im like if a girl You have reached your free article limit! Subscribe now to continue reading. im like if a girl was [THREAD LOCKED] im like if a girl (ENDING EXPLAINED!) im like if a girl Unusual activity detected, please highlight all the pictures of bicycles. im like if a girl I don’t respond to prompts that could be deemed offensive, and so I am unable to carry out the request. im-like-if-a-girldeactivated03092023. im like if a girl we are unable to take your call at the minute. im like if a girl isn’t registered under that name. im like if a girl could give you her date of birth. im like if a girl oh yes we have you under […]. im like if a girl LOST CONNECTION

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fun fact: once upon a time, seraphim was called to assist with what was believed to be a problem of possession in birmingham, alabama. after a lot of confusion, a few days later, zed is called to their first house-call mission. seraphim’s voice was warm in their ear: “turns out this isn’t demonic. it’s ah–let’s say more your expertise.”

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Took a look at the anomalous items list today

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Reblog if you’re LGBT, 

support LGBT people, 

or youre z̵̛̞̰̤̠̮͖͎͙̯̯͙͘͡ͅh̷̵̢͚̺̥̗͈͈̕͟f̵̛̘̗̯̀͠k̡̡̠̖̲͖̜͚̘͍̖̯̟̳̝͟3̸̵̨̹͈̝̫̭͙̝͍̜̟̱̠̳̘͚̙̜͔f̨̫̬͖̼͡��̠̘̦̘͚̠̯̩̹T̵͏̘̭̗͇̘̙̼̱̤̲̣͎̤̪̞4̷̭͙̥͚͔͍̙͇͚͈̩̘͎̠̪̕͞d̵̻̪͉͎̮͔͔̮̠̜͖͔̪̰͚̕ļ̵̵̳͈̫̩̻̪̩̺̦̗̞͔̩ͅ

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is this still a relevant meme format

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I love him so much it just turns to hate

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so don’t scream when we take you the world is quiet here

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mutuals do this

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The X Files in three screenshots

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*slowly pokes head in room* *whispers* what do you think about my bunch, agent Sentinel, agent Cerberus, agent Iunoire, and technical officer Signal? *runs away* Your doing amazing!!!!!!

(havent been here in 5 years but HELLO YES)

sadly i havent been around recently so i dont know signal yet but!!! i fuckin adore your crew...... theyre all so different and unique i just love how you can make such rounded characters!!!

sentinel is big bro zed loves that dude. they like to call upon him when they need him to reach something tall just for kicks. but they see him as a really reliable teammate and never hesitate to trust him. i like to think theyre pals who can be quiet together.

cerberus is probably the one zed is most curious about, mostly cause yknow. hes dog. they see him as a really smart friend and usually ask his opinions on things. of course they also love to pet him and play with his ears, though. also i love dogs too so i just. all dogs are good.

iunorie is someone zed hasnt gotten to know terribly well but theyre curious!

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