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“underage woman” CNN are you fucking serious? a girl? a high school age girl? a kid too young to buy cigarettes or a lottery ticket?

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Apparently the 1300 ft trash chute in 432 Park Avenue does not have any breaks or offsets in it to slow down the garbage so stuff thrown away at the top floors easily reaches terminal velocity and sounds like bombs going off when it hits the bottom.

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guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

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yeah you just gotta resubmit it 4 times so it knows youre cool and probably have the required materials to cast

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if they made a clone of Colin Firth do you know what they'd call him

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top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

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NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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THIS IS ASBESTOS

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The feral urge to be fucking knocked up I’ve had since I was about 4

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The facts that "fanon as a result of widespread comic illiteracy is frustrating and can even be damaging as fanon concepts have taken root in newer comic writers" AND "fandom and fanworks are transformative and no one should have to be required to read anything to enjoy content" can and do exist simultaneously.

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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.

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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

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Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here

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she's ok with the baby being mind controlled