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He said this because I wouldn't tell him my hair color
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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
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man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me
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Disney deleting baba Yaga
In recent turn of events Disney has reacted to copyright violations by removing baba Yaga, popularized by the film star wars. Beloved by all, baba Yaga had taken the world by storm. It had trended Twitter’s top tags for many weeks. Yet Disney is deleting baba Yaga. What will become of it? Once beloved by all, recent turn of events has seen Twitter’s once top trender get removed due to copyright. Savor baba Yaga while you can!
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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
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chat dont ever fuck a goth tgirl i just woke up and my dick was locked in a tiny bloodborne mensis cage
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we cant ha;ve anything anyrmeo due to the green ape hour
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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.
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kamala should do her own january 6th. i think it would be funny
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