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three horsemen of the apocalypse

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Thursday the 2

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when i was a kid and i heard the word boysenberry i thought they were saying poisonberry and i was like WHY on earth would you make a pie out of poisonberries

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I’m building her something

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(forgot the word cunty) girl you look vaginal

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i think it would be cool to be called a faggot by a parrot

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my girlfriend is like 6 inches taller than me and she doesn’t let me wear platform boots or anything that raises my height by even an inch. In case you needed to be jealous of me today

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the concept of "getting the ick" is so innately seinfeldian that it's crazy that it was coined in the 2020s and not on a season 6 episode of seinfeld where elaine gets the ick from a guy she's dating who makes too big a deal out of celebrating his birthday

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This website is so so so good

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Nosferatu's brother Yesferatu that everybody likes and is cool

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I love dungeon meshi fan art but the girlies keep drawing Laios eating cephalopods like squid and octopus because its easy shorthand in art for “monsters” despite cephalopods being like… the one thing my man, on record, doesn’t wanna eat

Legit the one thing he gets the ick about and I feel like theres so much fan art of him eating them! Read the sacred texts!

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dean norris is the only celebrity that i feel uses twitter correctly

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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

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first thing you should do when you go to your local library is dunk your head in wax

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I do think it’s ultimately the potion seller’s right to not sell the knight potions that would explode the knight and that it’s out of hubris that the knight keeps insisting on only the strongest potions but I also think it’s a situation born on clashing egos because the potion seller is clearly proud of how strong he can make his potions and here comes a common bloke insinuating that he can handle the best of what the potion seller is capable of offering, and instead of offering more suitable alternatives from his own stock the potion seller completely shutters down on this initial gaffe out of pride - note how he says “you’d better go to a seller that sells weaker potions” instead of recommending his own weaker potions, suggesting that he is still stuck on the knight’s request as an insult to his abilities as a seller above anything else, and reasserting himself as a high quality seller relative to other sellers. ultimately this unfortunate interaction happens because neither party is willing to cede an inch out of the initial affront to their self image