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Moving house tomorrow

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Excuse me what

Join my faggot bear server:

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"A world without trans people has never existed and never will"

Poster spotted in Olympia, WA

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Y’ALL. We have one of those cling film covers in our bathroom window for privacy and in the afternoon when the sun hits it just right, it makes rainbows, right? And today my wife sends me the best pic she’s ever taken:

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clarification

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Little Gummygoo version 🐊💚💛

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Gentleman Pokemon Pins made by Geoff Siu

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Pokemon Polaroid Prints made by Teletelo

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when you've got a huge power azumarill, you use the whole azumarill.

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wise words from a crazed balloon animal

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"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

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Various audio snippets of my childhood that I've collected.

Edit: For all the people who said I needed to add other audios snippets.

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Someone ELSE has had a dream where they’re driving from the back seat? Man I’ve had several of these and they DON’T MAKE SENSE.

Bro floor dreams hit different. Like you sleep in your bed or on a couch that's one thing. But floor dreams? Buckle in baby

In this dream I was driving with my husband on the interstate and as driving in dreams goes I can't reach the goddamn pedals. So this makes for a slippery time of course and at some point I end up rear ending the car in front of us going full speed because I'm in the back seat trying to steer the car (???). We survive of course but end up fleeing the scene because SWAT shows up and tries to take us in.

Aside from the fact that it doesn't make sense that SWAT is handling a traffic stop, we end up going to prison. But it's not just any prison. I end up getting sentenced to work in a childcare center, but my husband got the short end of the stick. Because he ends up in the Crimson Bucket.

The US Navy takes my husband to the middle of the ocean via helicopter, and a massive, reddish structure rises from the waves. It's made up of hundreds of cells that are kinda shaped like cassette tapes, and these launch from the structure to receive prisoners or whatever. So they deposit him in one of these cassette-cells and it reattaches to the main structure and the whole thing sinks beneath the waves again. This dystopian, maximum security black ops site straight up swallows my husband forever like a kraken.

And as it sinks into the depts, I hear someone say in a rueful tone, "The Crimson Bucket. You go in, then you go under. And there's no re-winding."

I woke up in a cold sweat after that with that phrase echoing in my mind

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My husband just discovered Swiffer dusters. All I hear coming from random areas of the apartment is "BROOOOO" and moans of pleasure. We've lost him lads

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Bravery Required 999 ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁

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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.

Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.

I feel like I’ll never catch up.

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I did not think I would ever see someone like him be so worried about google search results but here we are

Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.