gaybaseballer

[gaybaseballer]

🧍‍♀️😭😭

if you’re autistic and into baseball. well. i’m not surprised let’s just say that

[gaybaseballer]

people write sports rpf because ultimately sports are heartbreaking. it does not care for the narratives it itself has set up. and one writes rpf because they try to say that, well, there was love. love will always be there. maybe the team failed, and maybe they’ll never see each other again but there was love in the meantime

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shoutout to my one beloved mutual for enduring my insane rants and ramblings about my gay shitty hockey team ❤️

the most important thing you can do to combat how terrible your sports team is playing is to make them have gay sex in your Google docs. I can’t stress enough how important this is

[gaybaseballer]

boy oh boy it’s a great day to be a fan of shitty hockey teams and a baseball team that slumped!

the most important thing you can do to combat how terrible your sports team is playing is to make them have gay sex in your Google docs. I can’t stress enough how important this is

[gaybaseballer]

[gaybaseballer]

your career should be your second priority. your first priority should be rpf

[gaybaseballer]

oh i love you baseball. so so much i love you strategy i love you crazy plays i love you moments when they do what no one thought they could i love you celebrations i love you dugout cuddles i love you times when the crowd is so loud they can't hear the pitch com i love you line drives into right center field i love you "going back at the track at the wall GONE" i love you bases loaded no outs i love you runner goes i love you strike three swung on and missed i love you players throwing balls into the stands after every half inning i love you double plays i love you walk offs i love you water cooler showers i love you bubblegum i love you sunflower seeds i love you players covered in dirt i love you first base chats i love you diving catches i love you curtain calls i love you applause when someone gets up after getting hurt i love you one run games i love you football score games i love you full count i love you come back wins i love you ridiculous closer entrances i love you pitching stances i love you fielding stances i love you little head shakes after a bad call i love you grand slams i love you genuine excitement from the broadcasters i love you post game interviews i love you translators i love you dugout ipads i love you dugout pranks i love you position players pitching i love you wholesome fan interaction i love you i love you i love you

[gaybaseballer]

PLEASE GOD

we moved on from this too quickly

[gaybaseballer]

i think the catcher should be allowed to make out with the pitcher during the mound visit. as long as they want. this would be good for morale, ratings, and the game of baseball itself

[gaybaseballer]

i miss the orioles

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does anyone know how to get rid of this aching hole in my chest. please say sports rpf

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I think part of what people who don’t like sports don’t get about it is the permanence of it, I can say this bc it used to be me lol. You’re a fan of a tv show, it’s a huge part of your life, you’ve met all your friends in that fandom- five years later it ends, your interest wanes bc there’ll never be another episode and you're running out of things to talk about it. You’re a massive fan of a band, ten years later they split up, you still listen to them but they’ll never make new music again, there's no concerts to go to. The youngest player on my team is 17. He’s got probably 15 or so years before he retires and no one who’s on the team right now is still playing football. Players all gone, manager’s gone, full ship of Theseus. The club will still be there. Stadium's still in the same place on the high road, they're still playing every week, local lads are still coming through the academy, the same fans who have been going to games since they were little kids are still there. And in fifty years time it'll still be there. It's not the same as loving something that ends

[gaybaseballer]

what is your ISSUE PLEASE

hey guys. did. did you know that. that.

gunnar was inconsolable. santander tried his best.

[gaybaseballer]

CAN YOU STOP IT PLEASD

hey guys. did. did you know that. that.

gunnar was inconsolable. santander tried his best.

[gaybaseballer]

i’m literally watching them play baseball today at 6:30? my tv literally says so?

good morning i cannot wait for orioles baseball today!! no, they’re definitely playing. i literally have the schedule?? it’s literally june 11th 2023??? wdym??

[gaybaseballer]

[gaybaseballer]

hello tumblr gunnaradley nation