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writing tip #3785:

the best time to start writing is exactly four minutes before bedtime

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arachnocommunism

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After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were disheartened to learn that it was, in fact, only Tuesday.

“Tuesday?” San Diego resident Doris Wagner said. “How in the hell is it still Tuesday?”

Tuesday’s arrival stunned a nation still recovering from the nightmarish slog that was Monday, leaving some to wonder if the week was ever going to end, and others to ask what was taking Saturday so goddamn long.

“Ugh,” said Wagner, echoing a national sense of frustration over it not even being Wednesday at the very least.'

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omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

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fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

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canceled my prime membership today

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seeing a trans flag somewhere you werent expecting to see a trans flag>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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if god is real then how come younger siblings can grow taller than older siblings

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whatever. tom scott pirate ddr footage.

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paws

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Well today I learned apparently root beer contains small amounts of wintergreen which is wild to me cause I love root beer and absolutely hate mint* but I've never thought root beer tasted minty at all.

* I know mint and wintergreen are two different plants but also wintergreen is a common flavoring in mint candies and gum

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as a cis-passing guy i dared to ask the question "how femme can i be be before my coworkers get uncomfortable" and the answer is apparently. a single gold dangling earring

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Jasper in the bathroom hamper, being prettier than anyone.

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If we mutually follow each other on here there’s at least a 20% chance I’ve referred to you in a real life conversation as “someone I know”