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when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal
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I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*
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split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
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