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others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

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i dont believe in sex. You guys are making that shit up

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The foam was not as gross looking irl😂😭

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ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

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maybe if you bundled yourself up and went for a walk out in the cold then came back inside with rosy cheeks and cool skin and warmed yourself up with a nice warm cup of herbal tea with honey maybe then you'd calm down

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how do people not know where the clit is like it’s right there. it’s not even funny it’s right there

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in honor of shark week starting tomorrow 🦈

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New York police officer fires his .38 service revolver at almost point-blank range into a piece of bulletproof glass, with a very brave test subject behind it, 1931.

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How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism

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a thorough inventory of the public spaces in which you are allowed to stand but people will start to get upset if you sit down