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me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me

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someone ordered our new limoncello cocktail, took one sip, and sent it back, and when the bartender saw it he just whimpered "they didn't like it...?" and looked at the waitress like

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fuck it

had to eliminate some more specific ones for space, shout out to “intelligent alien species have not developed advanced technologies”

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found out last night about the cricket player Don Bradman, whose batting average of 99.94% is “the greatest achievement by any sportsman in any major sport”, nearly a full 40 points above the second best player. Apparently they had to invent a whole new type of defense to try and deal with this dude.

I have no idea how cricket works but it’s hilarious that the best sportsman who ever lived chose to play British baseball of all things.

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you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

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dont care. didnt ask. boobs jiggle when i walk.

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any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

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actually yeah, this is not the place for it, but i wanna know

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Get DRINKED (don't tell the Philadelphians)

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one time when i was 17 i watched an episode of doctor who (tennant years) that made me so inconsolable that i went upstairs to my mom and i sobbed like, "please don't make fun of me, i'm so upset about a fake person from a tv show right now i can't stop crying." she let me sit in her lap and tell her all about the episode and i stopped crying and said i felt so stupid and she started laughing and she said, "i once cried this hard in college over a star trek episode. want to hear about it?" i said yes and then while she told me about the episode she got upset all over again 30 years later and she started crying and then i started laughing about it so hard i started crying again

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jesus sensing you spawn into a crowded space 2000 years in the past with a body full of vaccines: God give me strength

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One field that badly needs to be purged of "Great Man-ism" is architecture.

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