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some highlights from hugh grant answering the proust questionnaire in vanity fair.

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Ok

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Silverfish are so brave for going down the bathtub drain. I would be scared as fuck in there. I suppose when you have as many legs as they do things like that aren’t as frightening. #Perspective.

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underrated lotr moment is gandalf’s “let me risk a little more light” so the fellowship can see the ruins of dwarrowdelf.

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felt cute. might wander off into the woods and gnaw on some tree bark later.

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just learned today that there was a german monk who was obsessed with witches and women having sex so he wrote an entire book called the hammer of witches where in one part he describes in detail that witches have the ability to make people’s penises disappear and they keep the penises as pets and feed them oats

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@whirlpoolleaf asked: Can I request Murderbot for the sketch request thing? Thanks so much :)

-performance reliability at 60% and dropping-

(I'm a big fan of the idea that mb tends to be very expressive during fights, considering how accustomed it is to the privacy of the helmet)

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SKYRIM SCENERY Winter in the Nine Holds

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We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

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Owning a chimpanzee is unethical and dangerous but keeping an orangutan is actually fine as long as you give it an astrolabe, several worn volumes of esoterica and a meditation chamber

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Sometimes listening to straight girls talk is so wild they’ll be like “it sucks that I’m tall because I love heels so much but I can’t wear them because then I’ll be taller than my boyfriend!!!” and just like what in the goddamn hell are you talking about

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Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt

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so many snow animals are just white puff with dot eyes. amazing design

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Stop getting mad at me I raise undead when im in distress