gay-thief-goemon
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Zetta, androgyne. 28. survivor of a wicked stroke/seizure combo and proud Corner Liquor Store Operator. weekly streams at twitch.tv/zettaeliza 🤭
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Me whenever I take something out of my cart when online shopping
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baby onesie that says “I may look like my daddy but I have my mommy’s LATENT PSYCHIC ABILITIES AND TELEKINETIC POWERS”
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mech fans are so funny. what if there was a guy who was normal and doing just fine
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nyeh nyeh
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club wrapped
you complimented 1500 women
you almost tripped 25 times
you foraged for cigarettes on the patio for 2 hours
you lived a beautiful life infinitely and forever
you waited in line for the bathroom for 52 minutes
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source: nottheworstmom on IG
Yeah, these would do numbers at the ren faire. I'm giggling about how her boobs come in like the nose of the star destroyer in A New Hope
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The tgirl fallacy of "nah I dont think im into that." And then being so into it that it makes you stupid.
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i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that
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