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sometimes being friends with me is having to deal with the fact that i will just message you at 2am to extoll the virtues of Fate/Stay Night, and Nasu's works in general, regardless of whether or not you're in the fandom

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What plays in my head constantly

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almost used the phrase "the shirou emiya of lesbian bottoms" before remembering my followers would just reply to that with "so, shirou emiya"

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so the raws of the latest hf manga chapter show that they kept in Shirou having a nightmare about the deaths of his original parents and i am uh, not ok. 

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I’ve found my least favorite thing and that is ai generated puzzles. How am I supposed to complete a jigsaw puzzle if the all important image is a nonsensical blurry mess!!!

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Keep watching men cumming in her gay ass like the citizens of camelot trying to pull excalibur from the stone. Don't they know only the true king of england can get their trans girlfriend pregnant? smh...

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see, archer is “transitioning can still save her” but Shirou is “saving her would make her transition”. totally different things

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This is the blog I've been looking for! AU where Kiritsugu recovers Ilya and she and Shirou grow up together?

Okay I said this was the last batch of headcanons I was doing but tHIS KIND OF THING IS MY VICE

Both Shirou and Ilya have “but I was here first!!” sibling syndrome for different reasons (Ilya was born first, but Shirou has to get used to having her in the house)

Ilya and Shirou going to school together, and everyone staring at Ilya because she’s new and she’s kind of weird looking, and Shirou sticks up for her when people try to bully her

Of course, as time goes by, Ilya also sticks up for Shirou when people bully him

Kiritsugu finds himself in the principal’s office on multiple afternoons because his children have been engaging in playground fights with vigilante justice in mind

Shirou having nightmares and Ilya waking up disorientated in the new house (and the world is scary, okay. She’s never been outside that castle) and both of them converging on Kiritsugu’s bed and snuggling in next to him to feel safer

Taiga and Ilya bond like glue and lovingly terrorise the boys

Shirou and Ilya end up talking about their mothers, because Ilya has a lot of happy memories of Iri and Shirou ends up really interested in her. He thinks it’s kind of odd how matter-of-factly she accepts that she just disappeared and didn’t come back one day

Shirou and Ilya having swimming lessons together? Shirou and Ilya walking to school together?? Shirou and Ilya doing homework together??? Shirou and Ilya playing video games and hide and seek together???? EINZBERN-EMIYA SIBLINGS TOGETHER??!!

Shirou grows up 100% less weird about girls having grown up with a sister. It gets to a point where they know basically everything about each other, even and especially the embarassing stuff, and are like “ugh whatever”

They both band together to take care of the house and cook and things as Kiritsugu gets sicker and sicker… and he’s so happy he could have this little happiness, that his kids are in a good place, and he has one of them on either side of him under that beautiful moon….

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So I've been thinking about post-heavens feel.

Like there is an over 50% chance some dumb ass magus learns about Sakura and/or Shirou and trys to pull something and I can only imagine it ending like this

Post-HF Rin strikes me as a woman who would approach any threat to her family with absolute overkill.

She zero hesitation bought a body from fucking Touko. I love Touko but the woman has the worst fucking rep.

Anyway I HF Rin is probably 2 degrees from a rabid animal by magus standards.

Like...

Dumb ass:"YES! Once I gain this power"

*jesters to Sakura and Shirou*

"My family's research will be conplete!....wait what that lig-"

*is atomized by prismatic light"

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Thinking about transgender Emiya Shirou again.

Fujimura obviously doesn't really get the whole transgender thing, she's confused by most things, but after a while it'd click for her that her little... sister Shirou is such a busybody mechanic helping everyone out and still prefers a simple jeans and shirt combo and is undeniably kinda boyish.

Like how Taiga's kinda boyish too, y'know? And she gets all mushy after Shirou taking after her and family resemblance and what a good kid she is and gives her a massive hug.

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Kiritsugu, Shirou, and Taiga's happy life.

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Let’s take a moment to appreciate this beautiful facepalm

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I think it's Nasu was betraying the character of Shirou a bit by not establishing that he cries during sex.

I can not under any circumstances imagine Shirou having sex but not immediately fucking bawling.

your read is right, anon. there is no way that boy has the composure