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The Umbrella Academy characters on “Would you fuck your clone?”

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The Hillywood Show TUA Parody 

Bonus:

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When are they?

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I'm back from the dead.

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Klaus: The fact that I am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

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Klaus: Father didn't raise a fool!

Diego: No, he raised a psychotic, whiney little bitch

Klaus:

Diego:

Klaus: But not a fool

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idk why but ben's nickname is so funny. imagine you're ben. your power is literally shooting tentacles out of your body. you think "ok. my name will probably involve something to do with that." you're wrong. instead, your brother is named the kraken, even though all he does is breathe underwater and throw knives. you're named the horror. THE HORROR. ben i'm so sorry

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people keep adding klaus “stealing from his family” as reasons to why he is problematic and stuff, but if reginald hargreeves was my asshole billionaire father i would also rob that bastard clean at every chance

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2019 Top 9: Albums

agI was tagged both for my main and my sideblog (@gay-ouijaboard) by @johanna-swann to list the 9 albums most important to me in 2019! I’ll just make one post here and reblog it! Thank you so much <3

Unfortunately this will also expose me as the huge fucking emo I am.

1. A Lesson in Romantics - Mayday Parade. I’m gonna start off with one of my all time favorite albums ever! I don’t know what it is about this album that just makes me love it but literally all of the songs are so good. 

2. Infinity on High - Fall Out Boy. It wouldn’t be me if i didn’t mention fob so I thought I might as well get it over with, probably my favorite fob album ever, Hum Hallelujah and GINASFS are songs that mean a lot to me so when I finally got this album on vinyl earlier this year I was so happy!

3. Good & Evil - Tally Hall. Shout out to my buddy Rachel (@phriskiphriski) for getting me to listen to Tally Hall, it’s such a good album and whenever I listen to it I think of her <3

4. Tell All Your Friends - Taking Back Sunday. God it was so difficult to decide just one album for Taking Back Sunday especially since my favorite song by

5. Enema of The State - blink-182. I got into listening to blink this year and my favorite album of them was Take Off Your Pants And Jacket until I accidentally bought Enema on vinyl instead and now I love it! Plus! It celebrated 20 years 2019 so I feel like it deserves the spot!

6. Nothing Personal - All Time Low. Speaking of, NP celebrated 10 years in 2019 and it’s come to mean a lot to me thanks to a friend and a whole lot of really, really bad pick up lines. 

7. Sorry, Mom - Destroy Boys. What can I say except that it just slaps, 2019 was a year of discovering a lot of new music for me and Destroy Boys was one of my favorite discoveries!

8. Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge - My Chemical Romance. I am wearing my three cheers shirt as I am typing this. They’re back and ready to kick ass and I could not be happier.

9. ¡Viva la Cobra! - Cobra Starship. I saved the best for last y’all, Cobra Starship fucking slaps, Gabe Saporta is a Legend and I can not help but stan. 

I’m just gonna tag a few mutuals and buddies but please feel free to do this and just say I tagged you if you want to.

@raz0rrat @agaytoremembr @phriskiphriski @citri-ne @officialbabet @unicorn-double-barrel-special @universebabyy @eccentric-eli

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Klaus may be a drug addict but he doesn’t swear he keeps it PG13

I’m pretty sure he swears more than the rest of the characters combined he just doesn’t say fuck

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EXCUSE ME WHAT!?! 

We were robbed of further proof that Klaus and Five were close.

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Five: You’re all useless

Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus and Vanya:

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Diego is like “I’m a badass” [passes out like 5 times in the show]

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Diego: I hate everyone on this Earth other than mom.

Diego: …

Diego: *begrudgingly* and Klaus

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Klaus and Allison: you should try some mascara!

Vanya:

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thinking about how five tells klaus that he’s done ‘funding his drug habit’ but that’s the first time they’ve been in the situation where that could happen where that’s shown, leading me to the conclusion that five may have helped klaus get access to drugs when they were kids, maybe thinking he was helping his brother just calm down and have an escape, because it wouldn’t have started off bad

and then five finds vanyas book in the future, and reads about klaus’ descent into addiction and about the type of life he ended up living, and he cant help but feel like it’s his fault for enabling klaus in the very beginning instead of putting an end to the drug use. his guilty conscience won’t allow him to pay klaus for his help at the lab