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HAPPY 1 MILLION SAPPY NAPPY im so proud of him !!!!! go hype him rn!!!

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What mods do you use for your yancake adventure

haha again im not sure completely because it was a server modpack but i know the main ones were Biomes O’ Plenty and Xaeros’s Minimap and Pams Harvestcraft!

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What seed did you use for jesses yancake adventure the world is so beautiful 😍

uhh im actually not sure since it was a server! you’d be better off asking the server admins but im not sure they still have the seed haha

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What is the name of the texture pack you use?

mizunos 16!

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the first post i make in a while and its a meme. yeah

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A ranking of solid minecraft blocks by edibility

1. Dried Kelp Block, Hay Bale, Melon, Mushroom Stem, Red Mushroom Block, Brown Mushroom Block. These are blocks that you can more or less break into edible components. The best of the best if you’re eating solid minecraft blocks.

2. Blue Ice, Frosted Ice, Ice, Packed Ice, Snow Block. Who doesn’t love to crunch on some ice? Add some flavored syrup and these could be snow cones.

3. Nether Wart Block, Pumpkin. Sort of food-adjacent. You can make pie out of pumpkins, and it really feels like you ought to be able to eat nether wart.

4. Leaves, Carved Pumpkin, Grass Block. You might be able to derive some nutrients from these. Probably won’t be a pleasant meal, though.

5. Purpur Block, Purpur Pillar. I was initially going to put these way lower on the list, until I realized that purpur is made out of cooked fruit, making these blocks technically fruit tarts.

6. Scaffolding. Some bamboo is edible. Dried bamboo with a side of string is less edible.

7. Shulker Box, Slime Block. Are shulkers like insects? Is a shulker box their exoskeleton? Slime blocks might be a bit like lime jello. These blocks are both monster byproducts. Probably both edible. Definitely not vegetarian.

8. Coral Block, Bone Block, Infested Chiseled Stone Bricks, Infested Cobblestone, Infested Cracked Stone Bricks, Infested Mossy Stone Bricks, Infested Stone, Infested Stone Bricks. Crunchier than is ideal, but there may be some marrow in bone blocks, and the coral animal in coral blocks, which would make both blocks potential sources of protein. Silverfish are almost definitely edible.

9. Grass Path, Dead Coral Block. You saw my approval of grass and coral as potential mediocre food sources and thought, what if I ate a deader, more trampled, worse version of that? 

10. Block of Gold. Sometimes rich people put edible gold leaf on their food for fun. You can technically eat a block of gold, but you deserve the guillotine if you do.

11. Clay, Dirt, Coarse Dirt, Podzol, Red Sand, Sand, Mycelium. If you find yourself wanting to eat these blocks, you almost definitely have pica.

12. Soul Sand. You have pica and also eat souls, I guess.

13. Log, Planks, Wood, Barrel, Bookshelf, Cartography Table, Stripped Wood, Crafting Table, Fletching Table. These are wood. Unless you’re a termite, probably don’t eat these.

14. Wool. I diagnose you with moth.

15. Sponge, Wet Sponge. Just kind of gross. Can you imagine the texture?

16. Prismarine, Prismarine Bricks, Dark Prismarine. Unknown edibility, probably too crunchy.

17. Nether Bricks, Red Nether Bricks, Smithing Table, Glazed Terracotta, Terracotta, Bricks, End Stone Bricks, Terracotta. Definitely too crunchy. Don’t eat bricks, kids.

18. Jukebox, Command Block, Dispenser, Dropper, Note Block, Observer, Redstone Lamp. Machinery is generally inedible. Don’t.

19. Block of Coal. You’ll get the gastrointestinal version of black lung.

20. Concrete, Concrete Powder. That’s conk crete, babey!! Probably don’t eat concrete, though.

21. Beacon. If you eat a beacon, do you think your body is transparent enough that the beam will go through? The light can pass through you when you stand on top of it…. You’d need to eat a beacon base too, though.

22. Andesite, Block of Diamond, Block of Emerald, Block of Iron, Block of Quartz, Block of Redstone, Chiseled Quartz Block, Chiseled Red Sandstone, Chiseled Sandstone, Chiseled Stone Bricks, Coal Ore, Cobblestone, Cracked Stone Bricks, Cut Red Sandstone, Cut Sandstone, Diamond Ore, Diorite, Emerald Ore, End Stone, Mossy Cobblestone, Mossy Stone Bricks, Nether Quartz Ore, Netherrack, Obsidian, Polished Andesite, Polished Diorite, Polished Granite, Glowstone, Gold Ore, Granite, Gravel, Iron Ore, Lapis Lazuli Block, Lapis Lazuli Ore, Smooth Quartz, Smooth Red Sandstone, Smooth Sandstone, Smooth Stone, Stone, Red Sandstone, Redstone Ore, Sandstone, Quartz Pillar. I’m not just gonna sit here and rank the edibility of all these rocks and minerals. Just don’t eat them. You’d probably break your teeth anyway.

23. Bedrock, Barrier. You’d definitely break your teeth.

24. Stained Glass, Glass, Sea Lantern. Unless your teeth are enchanted with silk touch, these will shatter in your mouth. 

25. Blast Furnace, Furnace, Smoker, Jack o'Lantern, Magma Block. Might set your mouth on fire, and not in a fun spicy way.

26. TNT. Don’t.

27. End Gateway. I have no idea what this would do to your body if you ate it. It is very pretty, though. If you eat it, eat it for science.

28. Spawner. Five word horror story: Mouth Full Of Cave Spiders.

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THINGS I WANT IN MINECRAFT PLEASE

fireflies

emit a light level of 5 per firefly within a swarm, but only at night, like sea cucumbers in water

catch them in a bottle like fish in a bucket!

place said bottle on a solid block to use as light source (same light rules apply)

release them into the wild

advancement “You Would Not Believe Your Eyes”

spinning wool into string

I know it messes with the difficulty, but I hate having to kill spiders when the very basic technology is right there (spiders are friends)

any planks (5 or 6) + iron ingot (1) in a specific configuration = spinning wheel

spinning wheel could be a possible Villager work station

please

you can make a sleeping beauty reference if you want

if you wanna balance it out a bit, it could take an incredibly long time while requiring the player to be viewing the interface for progress to be made

pretty please

painting wood

turn any planks into Painted [any color] Planks

just decorative

might even remove plank functionality in crafting certain recipes (but please add slabs, stairs, fences, etc. for each color?)

I just wanna paint my house

please

it would be so nice to have a colorful, but still wooden house

mixed slabs

you heard me

let me have different bottom and top slabs, cowards

let me mix wood with stone

dog breeds

like cats/ocelots (before 1.14), but for dogs

like I was surprised when I found out tamed wolves stay wolves? what’s up with that?

like wolves don’t bark only dogs do that in real life?

if nothing else like give the wolves some different skins?

zombie skin update

I had a close look at a zombie in creative mode as it converted to drowned recently and and the difference is… just not fair

drowned have such cool details with being a newer mob and zombies deserve the same flair!

simple elevator

boat (1) or any planks (5) + string (1) and/or iron ingot (1) = elevator carriage

idk man the wikipedia article for elevators is too long but if you can do redstone stuff you should be able to make a carriage go up and down with a rope

just feels more like a real mine if I can descend while standing in a box, watching the stone wall fly past me while I wait for my stop

either 1x1x1 (”use” to enter like minecart or boat) or 3x2x2 (walk into its 1x2 opening in the middle of one of the 3x2 sides)

it makes cool, creepy noises

spawns sometimes in abandoned mineshafts

if the rope is broken, the carriage falls and drops as an item once it hits the first solid block beneath it, but any players in/on it will take damage as though they fell the whole way on their own.

players on the ground where the carriage crashes also take damage

think anvils

Feel free to add! (I’ll add more if I think of anything)

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house, street. minecraft

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Pink Terracota Cherry Blossom’s Custom Elytra pack!

Would you like to use this pack? All you need is Optifine! As well as the Pack of course, which you can download here!

Also, here’s a Chart with all the names needed for Each Elytra!

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sun was setting while i was on the ocean but i just happened across a teeny island that was perfect for setting up camp uwu

Welcome to Jesse’s Yancake Adventure! I’m more of an explorer than a builder, and I want to make it my quest to visit as many biomes as I can, with Biomes O’ Plenty! I’ll show little screenshots from my quest as I go on, so here are my first ones! A little prarie and flower field next to each other was so cute I had to take pics :)

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lone mangrove biome in the middle of the ocean.... peaceful

Welcome to Jesse’s Yancake Adventure! I’m more of an explorer than a builder, and I want to make it my quest to visit as many biomes as I can, with Biomes O’ Plenty! I’ll show little screenshots from my quest as I go on, so here are my first ones! A little prarie and flower field next to each other was so cute I had to take pics :)

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ominous forest indeed!!!! another place id really love to build a house

Welcome to Jesse’s Yancake Adventure! I’m more of an explorer than a builder, and I want to make it my quest to visit as many biomes as I can, with Biomes O’ Plenty! I’ll show little screenshots from my quest as I go on, so here are my first ones! A little prarie and flower field next to each other was so cute I had to take pics :)

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obligatory majestic extreme hills screenshot

Welcome to Jesse’s Yancake Adventure! I’m more of an explorer than a builder, and I want to make it my quest to visit as many biomes as I can, with Biomes O’ Plenty! I’ll show little screenshots from my quest as I go on, so here are my first ones! A little prarie and flower field next to each other was so cute I had to take pics :)

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ice spikes are always so pretty!! id love to build a little cottage here one day

Welcome to Jesse’s Yancake Adventure! I’m more of an explorer than a builder, and I want to make it my quest to visit as many biomes as I can, with Biomes O’ Plenty! I’ll show little screenshots from my quest as I go on, so here are my first ones! A little prarie and flower field next to each other was so cute I had to take pics :)

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more maple taiga, and a pretty landscape of tundra with ice spikes in the background! my next destination

Welcome to Jesse’s Yancake Adventure! I’m more of an explorer than a builder, and I want to make it my quest to visit as many biomes as I can, with Biomes O’ Plenty! I’ll show little screenshots from my quest as I go on, so here are my first ones! A little prarie and flower field next to each other was so cute I had to take pics :)