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The fantastic mr. Fox concept art by Chris Appelhans
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The perfect list for all those hot, humid days you just want to spend chilling indoors.
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weirdest / most Czech job benefit: “pet bonding days”–if you get a new pet, you get 3 days off work to bond with it
(this is not counted against the 5 weeks of paid vacation or the supply of sick days)
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i am not going to have sex with hillary clinton
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I’m at the zoo and a little girl is lovingly staring at a ground boa and whispering “hi sweetie pie” and telling it that she reads two books before bedtime is this what baby slytherins are like
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my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
hahaha
i just read gay porn
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SHE SAID “GHOST OPEN YOUR MOUTH” AND DID OMG 😳😳
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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
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Mother of Foxes enamel pins are now LIVE on Kickstarter!
These are, just like my previous pin, limited edition! I’m only making about 100 or so, so if you’d like to take one home be sure to pre-order through Kickstarter!
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