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Derry Girls (2018- ) ➤ Sister Michael ↳ Bonus:
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i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
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you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing
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"i didn't like it" and "I think it wasn't well written" are different. i can personally dislike things that are not bad and i am being so brave about it
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starting a compilation of my favorite "no thank you" buttons from when they want you to subscribe so bad
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YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do
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in retrospect i'm enjoying imagining the brainstorming meeting where they were like "our userbase is full of introverted, nervous, and annoying people doing parallel play, they all love bothering each other, but they also don't want to be overly familiar with strangers, let alone the people they've been hanging out with for literal years, how do we add enrichment to that antisocial social enclosure" and the correct answer was to let us socialize like a feral cat colony and nonverbally and impersonally yet lovingly smack each other lol
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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"
"That's cute," I said.
"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."
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If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore
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