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working in retail

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Man of the moment Keanu Reeves has shown his generosity by giving away £50 million of his earnings from the Matrix sequels. The 38-year-old decided to hand over the money to the unsung heroes of the sci-fi blockbusters - the costume and special effects teams.

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Gettin’ drunk and silly (FuF 7/8/16)

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Can you say....mobile tri-monitor streaming setup? 😎👌🏻

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Bought it for $5 at the store

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Gun Game=Max Yelling Obscenities

*Adam shoots Max for the third time in a row*

Max: Fucking suck a dick!

Adam: Why do you keep telling me that?

Max: I don't know! It's just my go-to insult right now! I'm not creative, I'm sorry!

Adam: It's Okay!

Max: Nothing against people that suck dicks, whatever.

*Adam laughing*

Max: Suck a vagina, suck whatever you don't feel like sucking right now!

Adam: *cackling* Suck an elbow!

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“Today we’re gonna be cooking with Blue Apron, and that’s a subscription serv-”

“My name is Hutch!”

cooking with Max and Hutch! (x)

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Gettin’ drunk and silly (FuF 7/8/16)

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There’s a spider on my wall. Fuck you, I’m Batman

@gassymexican on his stream August 3, 2016 (via kaetiesmindpalace)

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Bird lands on a page about itself.

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Bird Music

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On my way to Chicago for a lil bit of family time before being back home! Have a lil airplane bathroom pic ;)

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The Wand chooses the wizard.... (Camera by @msilvera_vo)

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I like rain :)

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Look at her, totally didn't know haha...what a cutie :) ❤️ @curvyllama

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Awwwwe shiiiittttt (at Universal Studios And Island Of Adventures Theme Park, Orlando)

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I'm on a flight and they have golf as an in-flight game. Check out these next-gen graphics. #DemNoodleLegs 😎👌🏻