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This is going to happen when I replay it

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Leon my baby omg

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HELP

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I agree?

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I giggled so hard at this poor ethan

I may try to start doing some of these again! Sorry for the long wait, I just started college! :)

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help me-

TOKEN: Jimmy, come on man.

TOKEN: Don’t pretend to move the thing, it’s not that funny.

JIMMY: Exc-c-cuse me, Token.

JIMMY: It wasn’t me, and q-quite frankly, I’m offended that you think I’d st-st… s-stoop so low for a joke.

TOKEN: Okay then who else would have done it.

STAN: You guys know it’s like a mind trick, right?

STAN: Everybody’s probably moving it without thinking about it.

CLYDE: But I’m, like, super thinking about it though!

CLYDE: I know I’m not moving it!

STAN: Okay well maybe not you, but everybody else.

STAN: Take it from someone who’s actually been possessed, nothing that happens here is real.

CRAIG: Yeah, sure, edgelord.

STAN: Craig, you of all people should think this is a load of crap.

CRAIG: Yeah, but making fun of you makes this more fun for me.

KYLE: Can we just get on to another question? Holy shit.

CRAIG: Yeah okay… 

TOKEN: Dude, your room is so boring and clean, I don’t know if there’s anything it could move.

CRAIG: Okay Token, look.

CRAIG: There aren’t a lot of questions on here that are interesting.

CRAIG: What do you want me to ask it? 

CRAIG: Someone literally sent a message that just says “Howdy do, buckeroo.”

CRAIG: Do you want me to ask the board that?

CRAIG: Do you really want us to look like chodes?

STAN: Maybe if you stop asking questions from random people online?

CRAIG: No.

KENNY: This is so much fun, guys–

CLYDE: AAAAAAAAAAA IT’S MOVING AGAIN YOU GUYS!!!

TOKEN: S…u…r…e.

TOKEN: It said sure.

CRAIG: Sure?

CRAIG: You know there’s a simple fucking “yes” right on the corner, right?

CRAIG: Like, you didn’t have to put so much effort into spelling out “sure.”

CRAIG: Wow, okay.

CRAIG: Fuck you too, Clyde.

CLYDE: IT’S NOT ME!!!

CRAIG: Oh yeah, a demon is telling me to go fuck myself.

TOKEN: Okay, guys.

TOKEN: Let’s say, hypothetically, nobody is moving it and it really is just a spirit.

TOKEN: Do you guys see anything moving?

CRAIG: It’s too dark in here to see shit, dude.

TOKEN: It has to be dark to play this game.

CRAIG: Says where?

TOKEN: Says me.

CLYDE: DO YOU GUYS HERE THAT?

CLYDE: There’s like a weird noise coming from somewhere.

CRAIG: Uh…

…

KYLE: I think that’s just the heater–

CLYDE: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!

CLYDE: WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!

CLYDE: DO YOU KNOW IF THE BRONCOS ARE GONNA WIN THE SUPERBOWL THIS YEAR???

KENNY: Dude, chill.

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CUTIEZ

south park doodles from the stream!

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Demoniac husbands 😈✝️

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!!!!! me rn

Dirk: If you're wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how I feel

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You know I had to do it to em

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Jade: despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras!

Jade: unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer.

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♋ Welcome to Vanpora Week 2022! ♒

To both extrapolate on and reiterate the above prompts for those using screen readers:

DAY 1 (Feb. 14): Quadrants/Valentine's Day

Basically what it says on the cover: choose your favorite Vanpora pair and go wild! Romance, platonic love, quadrant shenanigans, so many choices!

DAY 2 (Feb. 15): Fairytales, Legends and Myths

Choose your favorite fairytale to place your favorite Vanporas in, create a retelling of your favorite myth, delve into local, cultural or Alternian legends; the choice is yours. All these guidelines are loose as hell, so go wild! If it has anything remotely to do with the prompt, it's perfect.

DAY 3 (Feb. 16): Free Space!

This is your chance to go nuts!! If you don't think any of the prompts will give you room for your favorite trope, AU, or dynamic, you can use this day for exactly that! Otherwise, have fun and get creative!

DAY 4 (Feb. 17): Love Languages

It's still Valentine's Week after all! Again, open to both platonic or romantic relationships, use this day to showcase headcanons, concepts or stories based around your favorite characters' love languages! You don't have to stick to the common five either, if you feel like getting personal, or specific, go for it!

DAY 5 (Feb. 18): Planet Swap (Alternia/Beforus)

This one's the most specific prompt of the week, but there's still plenty of room for creativity. Use this day to conceptualize what it would be like if your favorite characters had hatched on a world opposite to their canon planet!

RULES

1. Please keep in mind that this is an all-ages event! Keep your content at least TV-14 ;)

2. For the comfort of everyone involved, please refrain from incestuous or underaged themes.

3. You have a week to prepare if you need to, and if you fall behind or would like to participate after Vanpora Week is over, we'll still be reblogging posts at least until the end of the month! All you have to do is:

4. Whether it's fic or fanart, tag this blog @vanpora-week or use the tag #vanporaweek2022 so we can see and share your work!

Thank you so much to everyone who's helped this event reach thus far, and we look forward to seeing everyone's submissions!

If you have questions or comments, blog asks are always open. Thank you again!

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sorry alphaswitch fans on tumblr for posting like 90% of the content on twitter. have these edits i haven’t posted here

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BAHAH

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the cutest ship evr ngl

Lazy afternoons

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Karkat: WHYS IT CALLED A SLUR IM ENUNCIATING QUITE CLEARLY