garretwby

[garretwby]

Nobody wants to make plans with someone who is as lazy as you. Lazy is bad.

Haven’t officially even gotten out of bed yet, it’s too comfortable. Someone should definitely make plans with me, though. 

[garretwby]

I just got some stuff sorted. Only my jeans and shirts because that's what I wear the most. The rest is thrown into my suitcase. I'll get to that later. No, I haven't gotten my fries yet. But I will soon! I might go out in a bit, so I'll go get some on my way to town.

I haven’t started unpacking yet, because I know there will be clothes everywhere. I naturally make a deal with them, like I would give them a massage or whatever, Did you get your french fries yet?

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I'm actually not so sure. Everybody seemed to like it a while back but it's getting boring. I might delete it some time soon, who knows.

But isn’t the point of the game to get to the A-list? So, if you’re an A-lister, you’ve basically already beat the game, so I don’t see the point in keeping it.

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It kind of did, yeah, but not exactly. I should let you know that I take laughter as judgement, especially when it comes to... this. Okay, nice to meet you. I can't think of any nicknames for your name so I guess I'll just call you Oakland.

Sure, blame it all on the sister, mhm, dude its okay, you can admit that it peaked your interest. I won”t judge you. I may laugh, but I promise I ain’t gonna judge. Nice to meet you, Garret, I’m Oakland. And well since you mentioned last names, I guess I should - Oakland Banks.

[garretwby]

Well. That story took an unexpected turn. I have not killed any fish lately, thank god. Or any type of animal for that matter. So, I'm good.

When I was, like, nine, my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like, “yeah, okay, sure,” and while they were gone the fucking fish died. So, when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like, “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong.” And then she gave me twenty bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder. How is everyone else? Killed any fish lately?

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I haven't gotten to explore a lot yet, but I have heard L.A is quite lovely. I might actually go for a walk later or something. I'm Garret, hi.

So far, L.A seems like it does in all the magazines, maybe a tad too perfect but I heard the University of Los Angeles has an open house and I can’t wait to check it out. But uh, I’m Paige.

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Maybe doing something else would work better. Like, help old ladies with their groceries.

Apparently, doing the Shmoney dance every time someone says the word ’week’ is a bad look. I was just trying to spice up people’s lives.

[garretwby]

That's probably true, but I've got to blame my sister for downloading it and actually making a character named after me, 'cause she says it might bring me luck. But, yeah. I kind of like it, I don't know. I can assure you I won't be a stranger soon. But for now, I'm Garret Kavanaugh. And you are?

I didn’t know that anyone who wasn’t a teenage girl actually played that game. You’re like a very rare species right now. But uhh, definitely not me, though, I’ve got better shit to do than bring some stranger fries.

[garretwby]

Huh. Then I guess I might have to get myself my own fries.

I’m not bringing you any if I don’t get explicit back. 

[garretwby]

It hasn't taken over my life just yet, but I don't like to lose fans, ya know. I work hard to get them, so. Hey, don't be mean to fries. They're always the best thing. With or without ketchup, I love them. Don't care what other people say. But fine, I'm not going to start begging or something. Have fun doing nothing.

I was forced to delete it by my younger brother, who claimed that it was ‘taking over my life’. Y’know, that kid was never my favorite. Fries aren’t good, unless they’re topped with cheese. I totally would, but my horoscope says it’s a ‘do nothing kind of day’, sorry.

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Thanks for the info, but no.

You have legs, you can walk to get some.

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Actually, I only don't delete it because I'm an A lister. I've been quite liking Sims lately anyway.

I’ll get you the fries, once you delete that dumb app off your phone. It’s so overrated now, and I’m sick of it.

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Oh, I understand that feeling. I didn't even unpack all my stuff yet, 'cause I'm lazy like that, but. You know how it goes. I try not to be too suggestive because some people do take it seriously, believe it or not. I will follow your advice though.

Eh, I don’t know if I should get up and do it or stay in my bed. I just got here I need my time to relax. Hey, watch who you say that to, because some people will take full advantage.

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All I want to do today is play the Kim K game and eat fries. The only thing I'm missing though, is some fries. So. Who's going to be an absolute babe and bring me them? I'll do anything, honestly... Not if it's explicit, though.