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Your a faggot kill ur elf
the fuck did my elf do
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Do not interact unless you have read all my posts. You must be familiar with my work.
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Yo mr white look what I made. That’s a stone, Jessie, you didn’t make it. It’s a football. I chiseled it, bitch. Well, alright, Jessie, throw me a pass. It’s even regulation size and shit. But not regulation weight.
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in the 60s and 70s if men felt too embarrassed or repressed to have sex with each other they'd form a soft/folk rock band and sing beautiful harmonies
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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back
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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either
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Hello dear, help me with a donation or if you can't do that just a small request. Can you share the link with someone you know on social media or ask them to share it? My dear, you may not imagine how grateful I am. Thank you from here forever and from all my heart❤️ for reaching our goal
Whatever your donation, even the price of a cup of coffee, will contribute to saving a life.
https://gofund.me/eb1d4499 please 🇵🇸🇵🇸Hello my dears! I am asking you to support my campaign to help me achieve my goal. I desperately need your support now to help my family survive and be safe. Gaza is a very dangerous place both in terms of livelihood and life. I need your financial support so that I can obtain the basic needs of my family until the Rafah crossing is reopened to transport my family to safety and peace. Please help a family survive through your small donations or through your contributions to others. Thank you very much for standing with the attendees
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holy shit
i knew teslas were bad but "literally twice as deadly as the average vehicle" is something else
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replace every mention of twitter with tumblr
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My name is Osama Basil, a web developer from Gaza. Over the past 10 months, I’ve witnessed the devastation of war firsthand. My office, where I devoted myself to my work, was destroyed, along with my source of income and future aspirations.The situation in Gaza grows more difficult each day, with destruction becoming a constant part of our reality. We've lost friends, colleagues, and loved ones, leaving our community deeply scarred.But I refuse to surrender. Despite the displacement and loss, I am committed to rebuilding my career and life. The war took my job, dreams of marriage, and a chance to pursue a master’s degree in programming and web design. After fleeing to Rafah with my family, I’ve been living in a tent for months, grappling with unstable access to electricity
@el-shab-hussein @nabulsi @irhabiya @wellwaterhysteria @appsa @stuckinapril
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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....
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