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garnet-equals-two-blog · 8 years ago
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disney’s gonna release the live-action little mermaid movie and the director’s gonna do an interview for teenvogue where he says the crab sebastian is gay and everyone’s gonna laud it as the most woke moment of 2019 and a horde of 21-35 year old women on tumblr will draw human aus where he’s a young white redhead and he and king triton are fuckin’
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garnet-equals-two-blog · 8 years ago
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Seems like only yesterday we were both little girls wishing our fairy tale dreams…and tonight they’re finally coming true!
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garnet-equals-two-blog · 8 years ago
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What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless
FOOD
Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit
SHELTER
Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
Some churches offer short term residence
Find your nearest homeless shelter
Look for places that are open to the public
A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry
HYGIENE
A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
Local beaches, go for a quick swim
Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket
OTHER
first aid kit
 sunscreen
 a travel alarm clock or watch
 mylar emergency blanket
 a backpack is a must
 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
 sleeping bag
 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
 swiss army knife
 can opener
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garnet-equals-two-blog · 8 years ago
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just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were
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garnet-equals-two-blog · 8 years ago
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Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
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garnet-equals-two-blog · 8 years ago
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The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like there r grown ppl who get nervous when they hear a sound in the night and these monsters think kids won’t be scared by funsize cyclops shrek creepin in their closet get outta here cmon
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garnet-equals-two-blog · 8 years ago
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me: please let me know if you need help with anything! customer: can you h- me:
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garnet-equals-two-blog · 8 years ago
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the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
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Rick and Morty season 3 episode 1
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Happy Mother’s Day to all the mums out there! {via}
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Over the Garden Wall (2014) dir. Patrick McHale
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garnet-equals-two-blog · 8 years ago
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THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE
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garnet-equals-two-blog · 8 years ago
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Y’all are a bunch of hypocrites
How come I see so much complaining over Peridot’s height inconsistencies, but no one ever talks about how lazy the artists get with Jake from Adventure Time?
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Idk i know it’s cool to hate on su right now but at least give other shows equal treatment. smh
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garnet-equals-two-blog · 8 years ago
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LAST TIME TO SAY IT THANKS OBAMA
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garnet-equals-two-blog · 8 years ago
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It should've been Mater
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