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that's my (birthday) girl!

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HEARTBREAK HIGH 2.04 "Legs Open Hearts Broken"

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the thrill of the double life who will gru be tonight thats the question is actually about me clubbing one night and then being up studying all night the next

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confetti thrill

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ok bye i have to go finish this assignment ive been avoiding

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they opened my car door up and held her beating heart (overheating motor) and lungs (dying regulator) in their hands and they put her back together and rolled the window up and said “you can’t open this window anymore unless you pay $685 for new parts but hey dont cry today is free” and they didnt charge me a cent. so now my car wont drown in the storm

i luv mechanics 🥵👅⁉️

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i luv mechanics 🥵👅⁉️

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forever thinking about when i googled why pasta gave me hunger pains and someone on quora said “well maybe if you didnt guzzle it so greedily” yeah sure. guzzling that pasta greedily

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im the one who makes the mousebites

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at chemist warehouse perusing the nail care aisle in search of a new unique style of cuticle trimmer which i can use to fuck my cuticles up even more

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hey. are you all aware that the hardcover 20th anniversary edition of crush by richard siken with a new afterword by the author is available for preorder already

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I DONT CARE IF IT HURTS im talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online I WANT TO HAVE CONTROL you got 2200 hits in 2 hours? thousand 22000 I WANT A PERFECT BODY this idea is potentially worth millions. millions? he stole our website! I WANT A PERFECT SOUL they're saying we stole the facebook. i know what it says. so, did we? I WANT YOU TO NOTICE a million dollars isnt cool you know what's cool? a billions dollars WHEN IM NOT AROUND let's sue him in federal court! YOU'RE SO FUCKING SPECIAL if you guys were the inventors of facebook you would've invented facebook I WISH I WAS SPECIAL do you like being a joke? do you want to go back to that? mark! BUT IM A CREEP your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars IM A WEIRDO

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Do you have any celebrity autographs?

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4th October 2024

19527/80000

The Helles family is nearly a quarter of the way towards their gofundme goal. Again, this is a family of 20 in Gaza who need help. Every dollar counts.

pliny the elder sailing towards pompeii: oobh i got pliny of time

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the foreshadowing though

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man i don't know how to say this but gazans here are risking their lives to make posts asking for help. they are asking for you to contribute a small amount of money to buy food or medicines or get shelter.

whether we like it or not, we are complicit in this genocide. either because of our silence, or because our tax money if being used to bomb them. i thought that people would be more eager to help gazans, trying to 'reverse' the damage somehow.

contrary to what i thought, people are moving on. they're moving on from the al-shifa hospital strike, they're moving on from refugee camp massacres and from school bombings, they're moving on from dead children and orphaned children.

please don't be indifferent. help my friend alaa amsse [ @alaakh998 ]. she urgently needs money to buy a new tent. she needs medicine for her sick son. her tent was flooded and she needs to buy supplies. please please help her if you have the means to. her fundraiser has been verified by 90-ghost and the butterfly project (#307).

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