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Gaston- 5 Dozen Eggs

“LGBT: Ladies, Guns, Beer, Titties” - Gaston

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

5 dozen eggs

HOW TO MAKE IT

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Zendaya as Joan of Arc for Met Gala 2018  (Famous for leading France in its victory against Britian and was honored as a saint)

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Ms. Schecter laying down the facts.

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me, a canadian, talking to an american who’s sick or hurt: have you tried—no wait that costs money for you… what about—no no, that costs you money too, doesn’t it? …god, that’s absolutely fucking nonsense, eh? what do they expect you to do??? die????????

americans to me: yes

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WHAT THE FUCK BETTE

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why does every girl in a doujinshi have to nut like “uuuuuww! noooo! your hot stuff is inside me! its pouring inside me! oh no!!! your hot stuff is in me now! ill get pregnant with your hot stuff! ohhh! not inside me!!”

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Jenny you're not doing anything wrong you're allowed to date people and Tim's a fucking asshole!!!! Your behavior is consistent with someone who likes sex and likes to write and got their heart repeatedly broken!!!

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Bette is like... a huge asshole with this Candace stuff

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OH MY GOD SHE KILLED MR. PIDDLES

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Shane does not deserve literally any of this bullshit

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also why does everyone like dana she's super shitty about Alice being bi

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Why is Marina being such an asshole to Jenny jfc like can Jenny please be allowed to be happy

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Is crazy tennis assistant lady going to murder dana's cat

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i’m actually a platinum star bisexual thank u 

how do you feel about the "nongoldstar bisexual" discourse?

I HATE IT. Gold star is a LESBIAN term. Like what the fuck even is a gold star/non gold star bisexual? Idk why bisexuals can’t come up with their own damn words. Like idk why some people take SUCH ISSUE with lesbians being happy and celebratory over never having sex with men. It’s like if they’re not outright hating us they’re trying to erase the definition and existence of us in ways like this. Just make up your own damn words!!

Idk if there’s been like new discourse recently surrounding bisexuals calling themselves gold stars because I try to stay in my own little corner of tumblr and I don’t visit rfg and stuff as much anymore but I just think in general. Make up. Your own. Fucking. WORDS!!!

Lesbian lifestyle and existence and culture and identity and words and community has nothing to do with males and using our words to describe the fact that you like males (or are a male) is just disgusting to me. Fuck off