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Chandra: So basically I'm winning this race to get that Aetherspark thing and make Nissa a planeswalker again!

Kaya: You don't even have a driving licence, Chandra.

Chandra: For this race you don't need one! *mounts the bike and takes off*

Kaya:

Chandra: *does the Akira slide*

Kaya:

Chandra: *immediately crashes*

Kaya:

Kaya: Do you need help-

Chandra: IM FINE!

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so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

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and so do the breeding pools

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The funny thing is I dont really read the Magic story. I hear about it second hand from other more invested players, often with a "huh, that's neat." I dont have any particular attachment to the Magic characters. I certainly dont care about the sanctity of any professed "Magic IP". But for some reason the UB announcement still felt bad, and it took me a few days to figure out why.

It's because to me, the cards are the story. Everything else is supplementary. It's in the art, the flavor text, and the mechanics. It's the kami being represented by enchantment creatures in Kamigawa. It's the fact that Repel Calamity destroys every Calamity Beast in Bloomburrow. It's the Guilds and the Khans and the Shards. It's the fact you can drain your opponent's life total with vampires or overwhelm them with rats or put every card from their library into their graveyard to win. Story and gameplay are not separate in Magic, and that's a big part of what made it so special to me. I care about these things because the game made me care. But now the game wants to be about something else, about other stories I already know and have heard before. It's not just a betrayal- it's boring. I'm not learning something new, I'm experiencing something old. Of course Wolverine has Regenerate. I'm already over it.

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From the October 31, 2024 article:

“In the one place in America where women still have a right to choose, you can vote any way you want. And no one will ever know,” Roberts says in the ad as a woman on screen meets up with her husband after casting her ballot for Harris.

The voter winks at a fellow female voter as her husband asks if she made the “right choice.”

Republicans have responded to the video with outrage, with some claiming that a wife lying about her vote is as bad as an affair.

“If I found out Emma was going to the voting booth and pulling the lever for Harris, that’s the same thing as having an affair,” Fox News host Jesse Watters said on air Wednesday in a clip highlighted by Mediaite.

Other GOP members including Charlie Kirk said the thought was “nauseating.”

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hey yall guess what

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why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

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Boop boop boop

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Legend has it that these rare Eeveelutions can only be encountered during a specific, spooky time of year…

Happy Halloween everyone! <3

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anyways VOTE. FUCKING VOTE. PLEASE FUCKING VOTE.

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My fellow leftists, do NOT give in to defeatism.

Things are already turning around.

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Ghost Pokemon - Halloween 2023

Thank you for the support on this project! Now to the next one!

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reblog this if you are not only okay with booping spams but encourage it. blow up my notifications go buck wild we both get our big funny boop numbers