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"which could mean nothing" and other essential phrases for the modern speculator

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hey gang. i know we’re all freaking out right now but maybe let’s not encourage people to detrans when nothing has materially changed between now and a few days ago. things will get scary in the coming years but thats always true! that’s how history works. the way certain (white queer tumblr users) people talk about it is like, very objectively like definitionally catastrophizing.

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one thing nobody has been talking about lately is how fucking badass piccolo is

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Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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obviously sucks that JK Rowling is a virulent terf but thinking about the alternative universe where she's a huge queer ally and I'd have to deal with a neverending barrage of "Thinking about which house you'd be in is just like thinking about Gender!" or "Harry Potter is actually a transition analogy" posts would be much worse for my sanity

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not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.

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they’re already playing the blame game against Palestine, Palestinians as a whole, Muslims in general, and anti-Zionism. deeply diseased, irredeemable ruling class made worse only by an even more diseased and irredeemable voting populace. US delenda est.

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Nooo mutual don’t put that “men fall down the alt-right pipeline bc women/feminists are too mean” post on my dash nooo mutual don’t try to say women need to be nicer when dealing with misogynistic men nooo mutual nooo

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'80 degrees in november we're cooked' and yet you still use chatgpt as a search engine

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not brainworms as in it’s eating me, brainworms as in it’s aerating and enriching the soil of my mind

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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i'm sorry how do you "find out" your bf is a trump supporter. when i'm getting to know someone I always want to hear their political opinions lol like I can't imagine being in a relationship with someone who never shared that? how do you discuss the news??

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You must be so happy now. Thanks for your help, asshole

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