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Literally noone more pathetic than ppl who willingly join the military. it's like people genuinely do not understand that a soldier exists to kill people. fucking idiotic. step on a landmine invading another country and the entire nation weeps "they had a face and a name". bomb iraq into the ground and never think twice. literally kill yourself.

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seeing someone comment landfillcore under a holiday decor haul a few years back permanently changed my consumption habits. what an evocative word. I think about her all the time

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she's ok with the baby being mind controlled

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Filmmaking advice from John Waters

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i actually think it's awesome that john lennon's son is annoying on twitter because it provides us a glimpse into how unbearable john lennon himself would've been on twitter had he lived long enough. rip john lennon you would've loved saying shit like this.

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"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

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i mean in all fairness there's only like 100-125 concepts max so once you've got those down everything makes perfect sense

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This is an incredible story.

A man assassinates a former prime minister and gives his demands to the government who turn around and go “Actually yeah, these are quite a good ideas.”

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not really sure what else to say at this point. these opinions being platformed in the mainstream media is just so catastrophic for the way that people view minorities in this already extremely racist-by-nature country. gasoline on a bonfire.

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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

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it’s crazy that we have to pretend people are oppressed for being skinny now or everyone gets mad at you and says “woooowwww it’s all body positivity until it’s a skinny person”. does anyone else think this. just saw someone saying they’re making a “skinny positive community” and everyone is hyping her . is this real life

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no lie this picture is fucking breaking my heart. the teenager who made this way back when really went for the throat with the tagline "where everyone is happy". No "where you can fangirl freely" not even a melodramtic "where the strange and wonderful can meet in peace". Not a single reference to the tumblr culture of the time. Just the most primal, gut wrenching urge of an awkward high school student to long for a place where not only they, but also everyone else can simply be happy. I hope you found your happiness random blogger, wherever you are.