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Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

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Minecraft if it was awesome

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Day 16/30 - collection

Prints | Stickers

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Improbable Compatibility Store / Patreon

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!!TW BLOOD!!

Wanted to finish this animation for halloween but oh well Huge thanks to my classmate David Rhombus on youtube for helping me get started on After Effects Enjoy

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shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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the trauma compelled him to correct stanley's grammar

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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Talking to my mom last night about the wedding we’re all going to in 2 weeks and she says “I don’t think I’ve ever been to a non Catholic wedding!”

And I’m like “well Rachel and Becca’s wedding wasn’t a Catholic wedding”

And she says “I guess that didn’t really register as a wedding to me”

And I’m here, ready to have a real hard conversation with my mom about homophobia and Recognizing others and as I’m having this spiral this bitch goes “cause it was outside”

So good news, my mom doesn’t give two fucks if you’re gay, straight, bi, pan, etc but get yo ass married in A HOUSE with a ROOF or it will not register with her

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gravity falls screenshot redraw !!!!

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saying "thats a dracula": inaccurate because Dracula is a specific person, funny because we all know that Dracula is a vampire but by choosing to refer to any vampire as "a dracula" we imply that we are familiar with dracula but not familiar with vampires

saying "thats a nosferatu": accurate because nosferatu is not nosferatu's name

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Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

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