garden-cryptid
Just Some Weirdo
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garden-cryptid · 4 hours ago
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garden-cryptid · 7 hours ago
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Glen Martin Taylor, “but i am safe in here.”
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garden-cryptid · 12 hours ago
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"I can't remember. I feel like I lost something dear to me..."
ダンダダン Ep. 07: To a kinder world
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garden-cryptid · 12 hours ago
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garden-cryptid · 1 day ago
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IAN McDIARMID as EMPEROR PALPATINE on the set of Obi-Wan Kenobi | Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Jedi’s Return (2022)
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garden-cryptid · 1 day ago
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The Bebop crew:
• A leader winging it harder than the Swordfish • A dad who's just one panic attack away from leaving • A kid sis who is the trouble • A kid with more energy than common sense • An introvert who’s secretly the brains of it all
Still squad goals after all these years
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garden-cryptid · 1 day ago
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i love ppl who talk in the tags bc it satisfies my deep desire to know ppl’s opinions on everything without needing to have a conversation with them and ask. even better when it’s a side tangent that barely has anything to do with the post, or a personal anecdote, or a joke. tag talker mutuals you’re my favorite. tag talkers rise up
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garden-cryptid · 2 days ago
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few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again
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garden-cryptid · 2 days ago
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"Elk Centaur" by Francois Lelong
Stevens Point Sculpture Park, Wisconsin, USA
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garden-cryptid · 2 days ago
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if u feel the first cramp and think "i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass" ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately
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garden-cryptid · 2 days ago
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THE FINISHED DESIGN!!!
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I can’t wait to get this into production!!
Close up of the teetles
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garden-cryptid · 2 days ago
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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garden-cryptid · 2 days ago
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Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar
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garden-cryptid · 2 days ago
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straight up broccoli
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garden-cryptid · 2 days ago
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how do you draw wet hair
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garden-cryptid · 2 days ago
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why did i write this in my drafts at 1 am last night
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