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seeing mutuals in my notes like yes...i'm entertaining the besties

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guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

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The year is 3078, earth is now a barren wasteland, the oceans are boiling, and humanity has been completely wiped out.

Tumblr users on March 15th:

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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

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just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

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what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

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"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

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Today's children don't know what it was like when half of your photographs would turn out with demonically glowing red eyes.

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lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

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I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

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sorry for the screen recording but this fucking tiktok

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