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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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We all love the “becoming the very thing you sought to destroy,” trope. but I have a growing fondness for “destroying the very thing you sought to become”

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Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep

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I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

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Hermes' fursona

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percy isnt stupid or unobservant he just assumes the best of people until proven otherwise

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in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

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Jay was in character and we were all Mico during "Odysseus"

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Live Telemachus reaction

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you have been SNIFED, reblog to snif the next person

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wait a sec. the cybertruck aint even a truck. it aint even a van, there's only the two rows of seating. mf's a sedan with angles

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Odysseus:

Penelope:

Odysseus:

Penelope:

Odysseus: Pe-

Penelope: yes I would still love you if you were a worm

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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Let's try this again