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Thought this was the same cat for a sec lol

you're disgusting. an utter failure. fuck you. go kill yourself. we all hate you here. stop pretending like it'll get better. pull the trigger

This made me chuckle thank you 😊

Have a picture of my cat!!

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for pride month 2024 we're gonna nuke 10 of your mutuals' blogs and 9 of them are run by transfems 😍

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If this masterpiece was in a movie or show or smth, people would be sprayed for bring to basic when this is put on a “hear me out” cake.

Idk, those are just the vibes I get.

mantis i dont have a name for yet but i like them a lot

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Are they all unfeasible ways to die or am I just (un?)lucky

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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Shrivelled banana peel (adoring connotations)

Ghost Mantid pictures!!!!

I got a camera add on for my phone so now i can take WAYYYYY better pictures of bugs! Meet my first model, my pet mantid named Ungo. She’s so so pretty 🥰

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Step 1 implies that you can do this whole routine while still asleep and I think its humerous

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“Happy New Year”

I say, unaware of the *horrors* that are to come in the near future

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We don't really talk enough about Gem lore actually. What do you mean she is a celestial shapeshifting goddess that jumps from world to world and has no real emotional connection to what happens because she considers all of it roleplay in canon. How is this the canon and why is it not talked about more, this like on the level of watcher Grian and yet It's so ignored.

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a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

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Local deity got lonely and started bringing loved ones come back from the dead a thousand years after the fact. Can someone do something? What do you mean she makes the rules around here?

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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it’s interesting how eleanor shellstrop acts like she’s lazy when she’s actually incredibly hard working. instead of just running away, she got herself legally emancipated from her neglectful parents and worked to afford her own apartment, (as well as presumably school tuition and healthcare). she was the top salesperson at her job for multiple years. the tech startup she was a temp for wanted to hire her full-time and thought she would make a great member of the team. she threw herself into learning ethics and moral philosophy, reading incredibly difficult books multiple times in order to understand it. when she threw a party for the neighborhood residents, even tahani, who threw huge parties as a living, thought eleanor did a good job.

eleanor puts on a big show about not caring about anything, but in reality she cares so much.

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Post is set for a week, let's see how it goes...

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people keep reposting my comics without credit or permission so heres a dump of my comics frome my twitter @/cuptoast

do not my reposts my art, if u see one of my comics uploaded to here, it was not with my permisiions!

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no way

Commission for @yetetispaghetti of me and her 'sonas ! ☆

My commissions are open!