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Bringing back some of my fave old Arcane textposts I made when s1 came out because honestly 2021 me was on fire with these ones lmao

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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As someone who has never had Kraft before: I completely agree. Don’t let the hitmen silence yo-

Kraft has sent another hitman to try to silence me on the truth: the cartoon shapes taste better than the elbow pasta.

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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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This is funnier because I view almost everyone as older/more mature than me lol.

(I was short as a child)

rb to stare at a mutual like this:

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when someone asks me what i like

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“You don’t know my alphabet”

Are you cishet

Is this blog being run by a cishet man

Please i need answers

You don't need to know that

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I accidentally voted wrong because I’m bad at reading.

Sowwy

Is your last name your father's first name?

(An example for those who don't understand: if you were named Jim and your father's first name was Carter, your name would then be Jim Carter.)

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apology accepted, wanna telekinetically explode some apples together?

Got stung by a bee :(

On my right palm :(

Oof oof ouchy :(

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nooo, I don’t want it to extra die :(

Got stung by a bee :(

On my right palm :(

Oof oof ouchy :(

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“poke”

*pokes you*

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RB for sample size

Doing this with actually sensible options. Yes I know that this way it probably wouldn't get any traction. I don't really care. (Also fixed the title because it just made absolutely no sense otherwise.)

Feel free to mention specific songs in comments/reblogs (or tags, I guess, if you insist). Also feel free to just reblog - audience helps!

Music mood: Александр Пушной - Метро (the only remotely good song under 1 minute in length that I know of).

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Got stung by a bee :(

On my right palm :(

Oof oof ouchy :(

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hey. listen. when you use too much detergent in your laundry you aren't making your clothes cleaner, you are making them degrade faster. the machine isn't able to rinse out the entire cup of soap you put in, so some of it is left in the fibers of your clothes. when they dry this makes the fabric stiffer and more brittle, so the fibers are more likely to erode and break. over time this makes your clothes wear out much faster than if they were properly rinsed with minimal soap. you are wasting money by overusing detergent, not just on the detergent itself but the clothes you are shortening the lifespan of.

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YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!