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Violet: why are you following me? Xaden: because we’re dating now Violet: okay… what about Garrick? Xaden: we’re a package deal Garrick: buy one idiot, get one free

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Violet trying to convince everyone she has a plan: Violet: *wink* Trust me. Xaden: Oh no. Tairn: Absolutely not. Andarna: *grabbing popcorn* This’ll be fun.

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~Iron Flame Spoilers~

I don't know what makes me want to cry more, that Andarna waited 650 years for Violet, or that she makes her scales black cause she wants to be like Tairn

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My unhinged and half thought through Xaden theory.

There's something going on with his family and it's going to become important

We're explicitly told that Xaden and Violet are both taking fertility suppressants because no one wants to be worrying about babies while they're fighting for their lives on the daily

Xaden's grandfather (who was bonded with Sgaeyl) died in the Quandrant - were the fertility suppressants not a thing back then? Who did Xaden's grandfather get pregnant??

Why do people think that the person Sgaeyl bonded with was actually Xaden's Great-Uncle?

What's up with Xaden's mum? She makes her baby boy a quilt and dips when he turns 10? Suss as hell

What's up with the Poromial tapestry in Riorson House?

SO MANY QUESTIONS - NOT ENOUGH ANSWERS

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Masochism at its peak2:

Imogen: describe yourself in one word

Garrick: Yours

Imogen: disgusting

Also Imogen: do it again

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Violet: Hello, I’m Violet. This is my ex-boyfriend Xaden.

Xaden: I need you to stop introducing me like that.

Xaden: I’m her husband.

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Imogen: you know what I'm not as mean as I'd like to be

Imogen: and I really wish people appreciated that more

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Xaden: I cut my finger Violet: I can kiss it so it'll get better Xaden: That works? Violet: Yeah my dad used to do it when I was little *later* Xaden: I need you to punch me in the mouth Garrick: Fucking finally

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btw if you're a Violet Sorrengail defender we're automatically besties :D

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Violet Sorrengail and her failed dreams to be a Scribe

We should acknowledge the fact that the goddess mentioned above made numerous sacrifices even before she got to know about everything.

It is no joke when you work hard every single day of your life, hoping to achieve your dreams, and when they are this 🤏 close to you, they're taken away.

Even worse: that was the dream of that one parent who cared for you (atleast from Violet's perspective). That is what that parent spent the last fews years of his life to do. To make sure you excelled in whatever you did.

That requires a whole lot of strength and maturity. That is something we need to focus on more.

It's no wonder why Violet is insecure.

Yes, she is a lightning weilder. But could she control her own powers? No.

Yes, she is hella smart. But 99% of the knowledge she possessed, was it accurate? No.

Yes, she is the kindest person you can find in the Rider's Quadrant. But did that make people think twice before betraying her? No.

People who call her whiny need to wear her shoes before judging her.

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Other people introducing Xaden: This is Lieutenant Xaden Riorson, shadow-wielder and Duke of Aretia, leader of the Tyrrish rebellion. 

Xaden introducing himself: Hi, I'm Violet’s boyfriend.

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i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time

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"You never killed him! He kept committing crimes and hurting and killing people and you just LET HIM! So we, the citizens, did it FOR YOU!" The supervillain's corpse twitched as the hero asked, "Did you ever stop and wonder why? I can't help you anymore. So I'm leaving this planet. Good luck."

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

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