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Many movie reviews will say "this is low budget shlock" like it's a bad thing but I Love low budget shlock. The worst thing a movie can be isn't Cheap it's Uninteresting. It's Soulless. Billion dollar mcu bullshit isn't good just because it's expensive to make. Budget constraints aren't the movie's fault. We don't live in a world where people are paid for being good. Open your heart
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2018 tumblr post:
1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it
2: there used to be
3: why does this sound so ominous
2025 tumblr post:
1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land
2: yes my lady
3: yes my lady
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nosferatu is so funny. german guy in 1922 wanted to make an adaptation of dracula. couldn't get the rights so he just changed all the character names and killed off the mina at the end in hopes nobody would notice. they noticed and bram stoker's widow sued them and demanded all copies of the film be destroyed. but just like count orlok himself, the movie refused to die and then he showed up in spongebob
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its funny that a lot of conservative cultural sticking points right now are just slightly more advanced versions of what they believed as somewhat dull children, like "teachers are evil actually" and "vegetables are poison"
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Lily-Rose Depp as Ellen Hutter & Emma Corrin as Anna Harding NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers
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BILL SKARSGÅRD as COUNT ORLOK in NOSFERATU (2024), dir. Robert Eggers
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♱ Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers ♱
+ bonus
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this one gets to breach containment me thinks
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remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking
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2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago
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