I genuinely love Ghost Adventures, but the lack of a writing department on staff leads to some pretty entertaining quotes. Although this blog is meant to entertain, it is not meant to be hurtful to anyone on the Ghost Adventures' crew. I am simply quoting what has been said.
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I stand in the circular marker and that bird somehow connected with the energy of these oscillating lines and came in at that precise moment. The energy spoke to the bird to come in and to defecate on me.
Zak Bagans
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What if that means like I'm the chosen one?
Zak Bagans [after getting pooped on by a bird]
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The church that we just were, is that where you had your experience?
Zak Bagans
#incomplete sentences#gaquotes#ghost adventures#ghost adventures quotes#zak bagans#ghost hunting#halloween
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It's an interesting way to meet someone for the very first time. To get somewhat of a-- get bathed... by them.
Zak Bagans
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[In slowmo] Right now, we鈥檙e in the spirit world. God, I even look weird.
Zak Bagans
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So we just got done doing this ceremony and it was the... I mean, I-I feel amazing. I feel absolutely incredible. Like, just superpowers.
Zak Bagans
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At this moment, none of us are aware that this ghostbuster herb we are consuming and breathing in is actually a very powerful hallucinogenic plant used in sacred Navajo ceremonies to commune with deities through visions.
Zak Bagans
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I feel more comfortable around you now that you've explained the use of your gun...
Zak Bagans
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As Billy rejects my request for him to lay down on the bodily-fluid-soaked mattress, we decide to sweep the area with our thermal imaging camera instead.
Zak Bagans
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She's black? Like, her skin or all of her? All of her looks black?
Zak Bagans
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Do you wanna tickle my big ole long toes?
Zak Bagans
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There's only one goal that we have going inside of that building right there: Find this evil entity, find proof of its existence and pick a fight with it.
Zak Bagans
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So you find that stuff here, hidden in the walls, and you take possession of that, those spirits are gonna come after you. It's like a spirit lure that you're putting onto your fishing rod.
Zak Bagans
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Is something in this house taunting us, like a spider with a fly in its web?
Zak Bagans
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What Aaron's hearing are called 'unexplained noises'. We are not saying that ghosts are causing these noises, we're just stating that they are being heard and we are unable to debunk their source, hence 'unexplained'.
Zak Bagans
#thanks for explaining unexplained!#mansplain#ghost adventures#ghost adventures quotes#gaquotes#zak bagans#ghost hunting
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So if there's anybody that's still alive that the Bell Witch hates, it's probably this guy, because he has the same blood that tried to kill the Bell Witch.
Zak Bagans
#blood can murder#ghost adventures#ghost adventures quotes#gaquotes#zak bagans#halloween#ghost hunting#lmfao
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Money is greed, and money and gold, it can kill you.
Zak Bagans
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