Rachel. I forget this exists and come back every few months or so.
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I truly can’t stand when people think you not understanding something is you insulting their intelligence.
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Tomorrow is my birthday and I kinda wish this was one of those things we didn’t celebrate in the US. I was always disappointed as a kid when I never got to celebrate how I wanted to and there have been very few birthdays I have spent how I wanted to, so I tell people now it’s no big deal because if I don’t get my hopes up, then I can’t be disappointed.
I know that’s messed up. Why am I like this?
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Imagine having been on Tumblr since ye olden days and just now finding out Ghost has one!
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yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july
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Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses… I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!
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unexpected pregnancy fanfic but the person just gets an abortion and it ends
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no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier
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I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!
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soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
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dick so good it turns you into hold on i can’t finish this post. there’s a cobweb on my couch i can see it
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children are the no.1 fan of alternative fashions. even beyond legitimate members of the subcultures. you'll never love your look more than some 9yo at the mall burning holes into your back with their stare while they build up the courage to tell you they like your spikes/frills/tattoos/etc.
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A reminder that bats are superior to swords for their inherent potential for inflicted pain
Nothing rivals a sword in homoeroticism, but for just raw pain, bone breaking, blocking, and parrying, bats reign supreme
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REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE REESE THOUGHT MALCOLM WAS GAY AND MALCOLM THOUGHT REESE WAS GAY AND THEY TALKED ABOUT IT BUT LIKE THIS I’M CRYING
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Other people, explaining the motives of a moral grey character to justify why they’re their favorite characters:
Me:
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