My name's Amy. I get emotional about make-believe things like Outcast schools and dinosaur theme parks and asshole morons in piece of junk starships and superheroes and Vikings with dragons. Sometimes I write about them.
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above a certain tax bracket you should have to take an aesthetics test and if you have like gym decor gold lego rolex embezzled kong ape statue taste or think a single square foot of dubai looks good you should not be allowed to have a lot of expendable income. but thats just my opinion. also you should be killed
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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows
and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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all the “weird” content on tiktok feels so fabricated and performative. whereas on tumblr you’ll meet someone who will casually admit they eat paint
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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
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New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep
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Princess with an empathic link to her sworn protector but she has severe anxiety so her door keeps getting thrown open and someone in full armor runs in yelling I'LL PROTECT YOU MY LADY, WHERE'S THE DANGER? and she's just got outlook open and there's two (2) emails she needs to reply to
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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.
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so don’t get me wrong because a lot of arthurian stuff is super misogynistic. but it’s never really in the damsel in distress way you expect. like the most helpless damsel is lancelot trapped and crying in a tower, completely useless, until this random girl who made him behead a guy in front of her fifty pages ago rolls up with a pickax and rope and is like “ok I’m minecrafting you out of here.” and this works.
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