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*the whole gang eating lunch together at a burger place in earth-ni*

Marco: ...and that how the magic cleave, star and I got together and mewni merged into the earth!

Jackie: wow, I just happy for you two...

Janna: same, I got so much money from bets.

Ponnyhead: great, so my plan pretty much worked!

Star: aww thanks guys! Wait, what do you mean by "your plan"?

Ponnyhead: well, I'm your best friend, right?

Star: yeah...

Ponnyhead: and I don't like that you call marco "your earth best friend", right?

Marco: yeah... You kinda hated me.

Ponnyhead: so I created ludo's army, gave Toffee the idea to control it, gave mina insanity juice and practically made you fall in love with each other so he'll be your *boy*friend instead of *best*friend...

Everyone: ponnyhead!

Ponnyhead: what?

Marco: you played us like violins!

Ponnyhead: actually, playing a violin is hard without hands... I played y'all like the cheep kazoos you all are.

Everyone: *mouths open*

Ponnyhead: so... Anyone wanna see me make Alfons and Brittany fall in love?

Tom: sure, why not?

Jackie: ok...

Janna *quietly to ponnyhead*: any chance you get me Tom?

Ponnyhead *whisper back*: 10 bucks and he's your in a month.

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#another_comics_idea! Feel free to make comics of them as long as you give credit to me...

Mariposa (age 7): so... I had a bible class today and we studied Lot and his daughters.

Angie: that's interesting, honey... Didn't the mom turned into salt?

Mariposa: yeah! Anyway, our teacher told us that no one is allowed relationships with family or siblings.

Rafael: true, no one is allowed that... It's very wrong.

Mariposa: so... Why star and Marco are kissing all the time?

Marco:

Star:

Angie:

Rafael:

Marco: wait wait wait... You think star is a relative?

Mariposa: yeah, we live together, eat together, she read me bedtime stories...

Star: awww I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not your sister, I'm just Marco's GF.

*Mariposa.exe stopped working*

Mariposa: so... Uncle river and aunt moon?

Marco: aren't your uncle and aunt, yup.

*Mariposa.exe stopped working X3*

Angie: Mari, everything's alright?

*Few hours later, at Mari's room*

Mariposa: where am I?

Rafael: you fainted at dinner, do you remember anything?

Mariposa: I had weird nightmare... You talled me that star isn't my sister and moon and river aren't my uncle and aunt...

Rafael: well, that's true...

*Mariposa.exe stopped working X300*

Rafael: Angie bring a glass of water, we're losing her again!

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Not actually saying it's unoriginal...

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Probably at some point:

Marco's dad: so... You ended up with star, ha?

Marco: yep, she's my girlfriend.

Marco's dad: I thought she dated tom, tho?

Marco: well, it's a bit of a story... You see-

Marco's dad: you and Tom fought over her?

Marco: wha... No! She broke out with him and-

Marco's dad: too bad, I wanted to film it! We could name it...

Marco: No.

Marco's dad:

Marco

Marco's dad:

Marco:

Marco's dad: star wars.