galway-punk-house

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didn't younhear me. It's a FRENCH invention. Therefore bad.

You’re still an idiot and beyond help. -Dion

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Pastureization removes vital human nutrients. It's obviously bad, it was invented by THE FRENCH.

You are an idiot and won’t survive the winter. -Dion

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Can you get dick salmonella?

YES. Do not do whatever you were doing. -Dion

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Sooo... I got a titanium dick ring. It's stuck.

Well...we have to call the fire brigade. -Dion

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based on this ❤❤

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the.lego buttplyg got stuck

*sigh* This is your own fault. We can fix you, but please, stop doing things like that. -Dion

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Today is someone's last day with fingers

I am unfortunately aware of this. -Dion

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I made a lego buttplug!

DO NOT! -Dion

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Those would be really pretty. -Brighid

Has anyone seen Margret? I can't find her ANYWHERE.

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What kind of those? -Brighid

Has anyone seen Margret? I can't find her ANYWHERE.

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I’m missing some ornaments. -Brighid

Has anyone seen Margret? I can't find her ANYWHERE.

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They didn't plan their shopping and then yelled at me.

They’re obviously a dickhead. Punching wasn’t the way to go, you have to have some subtlety. You could have had someone curse them with ants. -Aidan

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I got into a fistfight with a customer.

Why? That’s not professional. -Aidan

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I got fired

You’re the baron’s ghoul. Go tell him about it. -Aidan

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I work retail at. I greatly desire to use a candy cane for the nect entitled dolt who didn't plan ahead and now the hot toy of the season is sold out.

And they're play Last Christmas. AGAIN.

take me whamgalla

Well, you can always sabotage the speakers by finding a Lasombra. -Aidan

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no.. But you can STAB people with candy canes

You need to stop. -Dion

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do not the dradle

PLEASE don’t. Candles are also not for that. -Dion