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reblog if u want a goth gf, want to be someone’s goth gf, or if you just really fucking love girls

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F R E SH

R E

S H

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when you’re aesethic

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I AM DOING SO MUCH BUSINESS RIGHT NOW

I regret everything.

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the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant

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I CANT BREATHE THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO GIVEN TO MANKIND

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Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

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pros of having tummy chub:

keeps u warm in winter

its soft and nice to cuddle with

super fun to play with!!!!!!

its cute as heck

something to grab onto for comfort (or during sexual activities woah!!!!!)

super kissable and looks amazing with hickeys

jiggly!!!!!!!!!

cons of having tummy chub:

nothing

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excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

TO BEAR ARMS

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Once I woke up at 2 AM because my brain decided it was time for a truly horrible pun. “Mr. Edgar Allen doesn’t write poems. He writes POEms,” I thought before drifting off to sleep again.

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steal her look: anime club girl

disney maleficant shirt ($34.50)

valentino pink skirt ($165)

michael kors flared jeans ($253.13)

nike air trainer 1 retro shoes ($117.99)

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ya gotta lick my testicles mharti

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The bees never bothered me anyway