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Galaxy, Leaf | 20 | they/he/it COMMS OPEN dm for details | GO FOLLOW MY ART BLOG @leaf-galaxy-art
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i'm bisexual because i'm attracted to both flesh and machinery
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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let me be a vampire, I would be so good at being a vampire, I would get the best grade in being a vampire which is both normal to want and possible to achieve, please please please
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Wicked dolls by Mattel have the wrong website of the film printed on the packaging which directs you to an adult film website.
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TO HELL WITH ALL CURRENT PROJECTS, I GOT SOFT MAIL:
Time to spin and knit me a peach!
My dearest @fossilfibers made the discord our own existential peach colorway since we try to see how many screaming peach stickers we can find when we get new friends lol
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actually the funniest thing that could happen right now would be Biden up and dying of old man disease so Kamala is a lame duck president for two months and technically the first woman president so they have to add a bunch of qualifiers like "first woman ELECTED president" when Hawk Tuah Girl wins in 2032
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It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..
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Head of a Woman with the Horns of a Ram (detail), 1853, by Jean Léon Gérôme.
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Project 2025 ain't gonna roll out all at once. So what we're gonna wanna do is make passing each individual part of it as difficult as possible, so there's less to undo once we finally get this country back on the rails.
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unrelated but “like butt and ass” has stuck with me. what way to describe something
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the idea that you can buy milk at the grocery store seems just so self evident. it's hard to imagine the time before pasteurization and refrigeration were common, when the milkman would come by your house every morning and lactate into a bottle for you.
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Yeah you should talk to internet strangers like they're real strangers but there are different kinds of strangers. Like I would not share a Grindr hookup story with a person in line at the grocery store, but if I'm at a house party with a couple friends and bunch of people I don't know and I've been invited to do cocaine off of somebody's ass Grindr hookup story becomes a big hit. It's all about context. I can't talk about my Phalloplasty in the mall but I can talk about it back stage at a drag show. Do you understand? Basically yes the Internet is full of strangers but Tumblr is a comic convention with strangers. You can say insane shit all you like and as long as you tie it back to Blorbo no one cares.
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What do you mean "the real magic was inside me". Then what the fuck did we gather the magic amulets for
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I'm on tumblr straight up posting it. And by "it", haha let's just say, another one of my silly thoughts
So we know Connor Morgan (now-a-frog edition) survived many destroyed timelines. What if, instead of simply redoing everything from scratch he actually did kidnap Lee and escaped with him. He'd end up in a new timeliness and live happily until he thinks of the new Lee in this world, and he wants to save him to so he does the same thing slightly to the left as he does in canon.
Now come 'our' timeline, he Kevin and Abi one, and he's some sort of reverse batman with an entire gaggle of Lees from every world he managed to nab one from.
Don't really know where to take it from there though. Obviously he can't get his Lee this time because this universe needs to exist, but he clearly wouldn't just give up. Would he still get caught? Would the Lees try and help him? Imagine Kevin and Abi walking on the street seeing a boy that looks at them a little suspiciously, then a nearly identical one sitting at a cafe a few building over leering at them too etc. etc.
Anyways that's "it", hope you enjoyed another glimpse into my many thoughts
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