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Horrorween - Day 03 / 31: The House That Dripped Blood (1971) dir. Peter Duffell "That's what's wrong with the present day horror films. There's no realism. Not like the old ones, the great ones. Frankenstein, Phantom of the Opera, Dracula - the one with Bela Lugosi of course, not this new fellow."
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you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head
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HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL
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“Cat Napping” ~ Illustration by Clare Turlay Newberry
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forgive me lord for I have imagined a life far more soft and tender than the one you created for me
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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight
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oh well. at least there's research into topics no one but me gives a fuck about
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Y’all, I just got an email alert about a new chapter on a story I follow. Here’s the author’s note for that chapter. 😂
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Another banger from /r/stupiddovenests - at least the tag is appropriate this time
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Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."
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