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Butter

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when people are like “this villain is a bad person” and i have to be like “that’s the entire point of a villain”

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ive said it before & ill say it again A doll made with the intention of being creepy will never be as creepy as a poorly-aged doll who was made to be loved & played with !!! the doll cant be haunted if you got it new at the halloween store motherfucker!! give a baby doll 50 years of love & memories and itll curdle the gel inside your eyeballs

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Into the Wild (1993, unproduced film pitch)

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the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

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"After all this time, did you think I'd let it hurt?" --Count Dracula

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polish into the wild cover…

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The Good Place (2016-2020)

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when guys grab your chin to make you look up at them?? wowie

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Nothing is funnier than when Boomers make political cartoons that end up being accidentally hysterical. Case in point

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how are you not going to give me pussy after I notorized your fishing license application