galaxy-starheart
weird at last
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galaxy-starheart · 9 hours ago
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galaxy-starheart · 9 hours ago
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First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation
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galaxy-starheart · 9 hours ago
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accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??
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galaxy-starheart · 9 hours ago
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galaxy-starheart · 9 hours ago
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my sister lives with a cat named squangela
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galaxy-starheart · 9 hours ago
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bro thay put transgender in me
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galaxy-starheart · 9 hours ago
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The best doggy
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galaxy-starheart · 9 hours ago
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okay this reminded me of the strongest human being (I use that label with some reservation) I have ever met and I still think about him like once a week because about 4 years ago on Thanksgiving night my sister, cousin, and I were going to pick up a friend about a 40 minute drive from home, and I got lost and tried to turn around on a little gravel pull-off on the side of the road, but my front tires got stuck in the snow.
we were in the middle of nowhere with no cell reception, and the only sign of life was a single, completely dark house across the road from us.
We all did our best to push the car out, and we’re strong people, but we couldn’t make it budge. Cold and stuck, we climbed back and wondered what to do. A car full of men pulled over beside us and asked if we needed help, but getting out of our locked car on a backroad at night with strange men felt like a bad idea, so we said a tow was coming and waved them along. We did that twice before finally deciding our only option was to accept the next offer for help and just risk it,
when a man came out of the house across the street.
He’d clearly been watching us and figured out why we’d been lying to people, which really surprised me & he said “it’s okay, you can stay in your car and keep the doors locked. Just start backing up when I say so.”
I had the window cracked and told him “it’s too stuck. There’s no way we’re getting out. Could you call a tow?”
And he said “just back up when I say so.”
So he walked around the front of the car, squatted, and said “okay back up,”
and I did, and
he lifted
the front of the car Into The Air. Off its front wheels, and we backed up while he essentially wheel-barrowed us back onto the road.
And we were honest to god yelling. We couldn’t help it. We just yelled until all four wheels were back on the ground and he was waving us off while we thanked him.
And then I looked at my sister and cousin & said “he REALLY told us we can KEEP our doors locked as if THAT WOULD’VE FUCKING STOPPED HIM!!!! As if he couldn’t have just RIPPED EM OFF THE HINGES.”
I later looked up the weight of my car, and it’s 3200 pounds without anything or anyone in it.
This haunts me.
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galaxy-starheart · 9 hours ago
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playing poisoned chalice with my #underlings
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galaxy-starheart · 10 hours ago
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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
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galaxy-starheart · 10 hours ago
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i love immortality based body horror. being unkillable sounds so cool until your face is burned off and you're eaten alive and you're buried in concrete with no hope of escape and you just have to endure it. all of it. there is no release waiting for you at the end of the tunnel no matter how mangled you get.
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galaxy-starheart · 12 hours ago
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In case anyone wondered my opinion on AI art
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galaxy-starheart · 13 hours ago
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how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller
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galaxy-starheart · 13 hours ago
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imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg
"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"
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galaxy-starheart · 14 hours ago
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"came back wrong" this "lived wrong" that, what about dying wrong. my death will forever cling to you, leaving behind a slimy trail and a metallic taste in your mouth. my soul will forever drag you down like the heavy corpse of a long-dead god, who somehow still grants wishes. you can't tell which one of us is the one not letting go. you know not even your own death will end this.
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