I hate my fucking life. I really gotta chill out of the sativa. It’s really affecting my mojo lately. Been getting more scared. Im going to go jack off.
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Realms of Games has contacts in Bioware who say their new Mass Effect prequel "Shepards of Mars" will include "In depth eating mechanics" with "player oriented dietary narrative customization" and a "revolutionary radial meal menu"
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where to buy stuff that Joker inhaled in Arkham City that made him huge and fucking sick?
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Listening to Dream Theater while masturbating is giving me arrested development and i'm too panicked to receive my conclusion
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#maddogmonday #orangejubilee #turnup #bumwine #girlboss
#I remember trying to drink two of those and somewhere down the line I ate three raw hot dogs#went out to smoke a cig and my roommate offered me a shot of 151 and I said yes#i threw up hotdogs and red and purple immediately after that shot of 151#those hotdogs and that red stain was on that grass until i moved out 5 months later#so glad I don't drink anymore
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Thank you @swordoftheberserkgutsrage and everyone who got me to 2000 reblogs!
I remember when I was in Milwaukee I saw a cop get gunned down by a makeshift mg made from mufflers and stop signs and one of the stray bullets hit a weather balloon and suffocated dozens of children
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I hate being the only good galaxy gas salesman in Milwaukee all these other motherfuckers have only killed 3 white kids
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what a spread. listening to this and thinking about my dead uncle while driving home at 85 mph after constructing the craziest avocado pyramid at work and almost telling a customer to "fuck off."
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^that uncle left town for undetermined reasons, but some suspect larceny and CS: GO lotteries.
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And for once in my life, I turned on my radio. They were on. I decided to open up my eyes and heart to it.
And then Anthony Kiedis said "give it away give it away give it away now." That rock- that rocked my world.
Earpiece: Uhh, Phil? Are you going to give the endorsement?
I mean, to be honest with you? I don't think I know if Paul Walker or Ryan Dunn was going faster at this point. They are both dead, what does it matter? Why does it keep me up? Was a stunt driver going faster, or was it a stuntman? My wife fucking hates it.
Earpiece: He's gone rogue. Activate operation "Kill Phil."
**Brap**
I have to go bathroom.
*Cheering*
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Bros at the gym craving macronutrients instead of getting his farm merge valley dailies eliminated. Cranking lucky merge on a pedaling cycle, new Black Moth Super Rainbow, and looks like I got Big Brother season 2 on this here TV in front of me. Me me macros come in form of big lunch.
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I remember when I was in Milwaukee I saw a cop get gunned down by a makeshift mg made from mufflers and stop signs and one of the stray bullets hit a weather balloon and suffocated dozens of children
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Trying to meditate the sensation of having the perfect hip-hop flow with a clean hook, but I'm not even getting a meloday......
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