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(sighs)sadly, I cannot popularize cannibalism
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Little is it known, there is another version of every single holiday known to humanity in which you must fuckin screech the name of the holiday out of the nearest window at exactly midnight, no more no less.
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One thing I've learned is that it's surprisingly easy to writhe on the floor whilst screaming at the top of your lungs about fruit juices.
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Do you ever........wonder. Wonder what life would be like on another planet, if aliens sing and dance and laugh the way we do. And if they do, do you think they would ROCK*heavy guitar music*
#rock#guitar#shitposts#posts#new#newposts#shitpost#shit#post#alien#aliens#planet#planets#thought#mythoughts#extraterrestrial
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you know that moment when your leg(s) are under some sort of pressure and one or both just fall asleep very slowly and kind of painfully and you sort of to make it stop but then you cant because your Entire Body is telling you that you must preserve the Sanctity of The Numb, and you feel as if moving your legs would be a heinous offense against humanity.
#shitpost#shitposting#shitposts#thoughts#thought#random#randomthought#wtfthough#wtfthought#what#wtf#seriouslywtf#numb#legs#sleep#numblegs#legsasleep#sleepingleg
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