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Friendship Week continues! Reblog this and Elmo will point to your name, so you can tell the world that Elmo loves you!
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One of the worst parts of having mental health issues is that you’re seemingly required to have a breakdown in order for people to understand how hard you were trying to hold yourself together.
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I usually just click and listen to the tracks they're listening. Unless I don't want them to know that I stalk them.
Spotify lets you see what your friends are listening to, it would be nice if I could join in on their music, almost like a radio station
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Nope I'm no big shot hero. Not number one. I am number none!
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You’re supposed to become a pro after 10,000 hours but I’m 175,200 hours into life and still have no idea what I’m doing
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The “FAT32” file system used to be state of the art, back before I was both of those things.
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2016 is cursed, if i could survive just one more day and make it to 2017, I’m going 2 live for fucking ever…
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I'm not afraid to look "thirsty" over someone I'm genuinely feeling
I’m the girl who sends double texts Likes your photos from 72 weeks back on ig I’ll hit you up not just when I’m bored to talk about dumb shit I’ll talk about you to whoever listens And I won’t fuck with nobody but you
All I ask is the thirst be mutual
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Listen: Kelly Clarkson and The Roots’ ‘Hamilton Mixtape’ tracks are in the harbor now, see if you can spot em
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Clapper dilemma
Moments when I regret not having a clapper installed as my room light switch: When I'm tired, lying in bed, tucked in my blankets but forgot to turn off the light before going in. Moments when I'm glad I didn't have a clapper installed as my room light switch: When I start clapping along to whatever song I'm listening.
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People who have enough that they “don’t know what to do with their money” don’t necessarily have extreme amounts of it. If I have merely $100 to spend for fun, that label could apply to me.
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And YouTube too!
Netflix needs an incognito mode so I can watch stupid things and not have similar stuff recommended to me
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