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Harrison Wood Hsiang

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im not exaggerating when i say i've thought about this dialogue at least once a day since the veilguard trailer dropped

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sending this to every single church member from my childhood who ever tried to get me to join their MLM

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House drugged that coffee btw

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i think bioware should let the hero of ferelden return but every time they're in a shot they're cut off at the neck like the lady from powerpuff girls

and every time they try to add something to a conversation a dragon flies by roaring so you can't hear what they're saying

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NO questions 🫡. she gets what she wants

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look its that weird deer again well shes kindof cute lets feed her berries & love her forever i guess

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talking about a movie with someone who also hated it: yeah man that shit fucking blows, you'd have to be lesser than a dog to enjoy it

talking about same movie with someone who enjoyed it: i dont think it quite reached the heights that it was reaching for

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so funny in dragon age inquisition where everyone was like "hoooly fuck. can solas shut up. can he stop talking about spirits and the fade for 5 fucking secondsss." is like if you had a coworker who texted you nonstop like "broooo I love surfing i love the sea 💦🏝⛵🌊 haha water and shit yo. man let's hit some waves let's cowabunga let's swim with the fishiessss haha hmu" and then you find out he's poseidon

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the little girl i was looking after today was so effortlessly funny and she didn't even know it. she wanted me to play "holidays" with her, which i assumed was a game where you pretend to be going on holiday - and it technically was, except her version mostly consisted of roleplaying being stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the airport

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So I made a post yesterday going over why I don't vibe with the "Varric wants to stop Solas because he failed to stop Anders" sentimemt and would instead prefer "Varric wants to help Solas feel heard and like he's not alone since he failed to do that for Anders".

But I've been thinking some more and just...

I don't doubt even a little that Varric liked and cared about Anders. After all, he was the only one who still hung out with him tried to speak fondly with him and act 3, Anders thought him special enough to give his pillow to him. But he wasn't fond enough to prioritize him above the idealistic image he had of the city he loved, not enough to offer him more than templar jokes and a few drinks to try to placate him when it was long past the time for that.

I hope it haunts Varric how alone Anders must have felt in his company. I hope it haunts him that this was plan Z for Anders, that he was screaming out for someone, anyone, to listen to him and show they cared about the plight of people like him, for them to rally at his side and his "friends" did nothing for him.

I hope it haunts him how Anders felt so rejected and unwanted by everyone else (aside from Hawke, who in my case supported him 100% before and after the Chantry incident) that Varric was still his top choice of "friend" to give his most sentimental possession away to despite Varric doing absolutely nothing for him. That the bar was so low that even Varric could cross it.

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the masculine urge to ride your horse into the middle of town and dramatically fall off of it revealing the serious gunshot wound in your side

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Finished a thing!

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i liked doing the independent run because it meant i could walk into caesar’s tent with a missile launcher and atomize him and yes man didn’t even give a fuck that i did that. mr house wouldve been all

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